Pizza Pie !!

By FeArLeSs JaCk

Based on the possibility that it could have happened ... honest ...

 

Chapter 1: There's only one chapter ... it's a poem ... whatever ...

There once was a lad who came back from drinkin',

he wore a fur cap and drove in a Lincoln.

Round and round in a circle he went,

then he shouted "another beer !!" but his money was spent.

So he parked his set of wheels and sat down at his Dell,

and logged on to HP as if he came back from hell.

"Muhahaha" and "Fee diddle dum",

"I'll sit by this wall 'till the axis come" ...

and soon as they came he threw out his knife,

and then well ... he was running for his life.

"Fee diddle diddle" and "Brew haha 'heep' ",

out cricked a hic-up like little bo peep,

so then he retired to the safety of Ops,

and spun in a circle like those made in the crops.

Round and round he spun in a circle,

and fell off his chair like he was Steve Erkel.

Then in his stomach he felt a great bout,

and all in a rush his McCain pizza came out ...

Hurl and hurl in a big steamy puddle,

he dropped his new pliers "Oh Fee diddle duddle".

On top of that too, he was shot by Coolgirl

and fell on his ass on top of his hurl.

"Coolgirl you witch" he shouted with anger,

"I'll get you for this" with his fist full of temper.

And then he fell back with a wink of an eye,

and passed out right there saying "There's nothing like eating a good pizza pie".

The End !