Illiteracy - Random Poetry

By FeArLeSs JaCk

Based on the possibility that I can write poetry ... honest ...

 

Poem 1: Ode to Medusa

There once was a lady who lived in a shoe,

when the Allies came to the gun, she knew what to do.

"Fire in the Hole!" she shouted out loud,

"Rush to the stairway, but don't make a crowd".

And after they left without a great fuss,

she pulled out the presents to give all of us.

"Here you go Johnny" as she leaned a bit forward,

"You're such a good boy, not like those cowards".

And when she finished, she gave us a smile,

and said "Now, that should hold you - but just for a while"

"so if you need more ammo, come back to see me"

"I'll be glad to give you more,  if you just call me Sweety"

Poem 2: Panzer hit :(

Hickory Dickory Dock

the Doc checked out my (censored)

but once the Panzer hit,

it was mangled like shit,

so I flushed down to the lock.

Poem 3: The Bucket

I once saw a girl from Nantucket

Who said to sit down on this bucket

then DieSeL showed up

and air raided Ops

and I was inside of the bucket