I Was a Spy and No One Ever Knew it !!

By FeArLeSs JaCk

Based on the possibility that it could have happened ... honest ...
 

Chapter 1: Opening Act

It was a day at the Happy Penguin as usual ... I was catching the eyes of unsuspecting recruiters. Little did they know my dark secret ... muuuaahahahahaha ...



Chapter 2: First Impressions

As the heat of the driving sun over ops ... ok, it was night again ... and the clouds were out - sheesh !!

There pondered over a pile of 1000 enemy soldiers (ok, 2 ... alright it was 1 ... and someone else got him , but I was still pondering over him), I gazed into the eyes of my recruiter and said "I wanna join!!"



Chapter 3: Revenge of the Recruiter

Still pondered over the dead body, the recruiter replied "Who the f*** are you, and what the f*** are you doing over my kill? Get the f*** off so I can finish him ... LOSER !!"



Chapter 4: Return of the Spy

Two days later, I returned to the Happy Penguin to see my recruiter again. This time I tried my best to impress him. That's right, I joined the axis and killed FeArLeSs JaCk and yelled JAWOL !!! 3 times !!! Then I turned and faced my recruiter and said "I own Jack"



Chapter 5: Revenge of the Recruiter II

"You asshole!!" replied my recruiter, "Anyone can 'own' Jack with a panzer ... you suck !!". I disconnected, heartbroken and laying down on the floor rolled up in the fetal position in a pitiful ball of shame. "What have I done" I cried, "Damn, Jack was the only friend I had and I killed him ... boo hoo hoo hoo ... he'll never give me a med pack again".



Chapter 6: Making Amends

Later that day I gathered myself and reconnected to the Happy Penguin, but I had to join the axis because Seegster took the last Allied opening. "Hi Jack" I wrote, "Sorry for killing you before ... I didn't mean it ... honest". "F*** you" he replied, "Kiss my ass you panzer noob, and go to hell". I thought for sure this has to be the lowest point in my life.

But then something wonderful happened. Even more exciting than I had ever imagined.



Chapter 7: The New Alliance

"Hi" ... "wtf" I thought to myself, "was that for me?" ... and then again "Hi" ... when I turned around I saw a friendly greeter looking at me. I immediately tried to open my voice chat menu to reply to this kind stranger and fumbled ... first I said "bye" but then I got it ... "Hi", and again I hit it ... "Hi" ... and then finally I calmed down enough to see my new friend's name was Comrade.



Chapter 8: A Friendship in the Making

"Any enemy of Jack's is a friend of mine" Comrade said. I knew this was going to be an opportunity to start over again ... really now, how could Jack ever forgive me? I know I couldn't.

"Yeah, he is an asshole" I said. "F*** you panzer noob", I guess I was so excited I used the global chat again. Man that Jack can be annoying - pfff.



Chapter 9: Strategic Alliance

"Guess what" Comrade said, "I am in =D|C= ... WOOOHOOO!!!". "Awesome" I replied, "that's really cool. I would wish I could be in =D|C= too". "You can" ... "wtf" I said to myself, was that a reply from my recruiter? Desperately I tried to open the console to read who the message was from because Comrade was spamming the voice chat with "JAWOL" ... there, no wait it's moving again - "damn Comrade" I thought to myself, there ... yes I got it ... it's from Killer Cat?



Chapter 10: Apply Within

"You can" said Killer Cat, "just ask Diesel". "Oh" I replied, "then he works as Medusa's assistant?". "No you idiot, Diesel is in charge. Medusa isn't even in the clan" blurted Killer Cat. "Where do I find Diesel?" I asked, "look to your left, he is beside you" Comrade said while jumping up and down, and then continued spamming "JAWOL". "Can I join your clan please?" I asked nicely.



Chapter 11: Death of a Soldier

"No" ... that was all he said ... "No" ... oh well, enough of this shit ... back to [HP] where I belong.  So I changed my name back to what it was before and Jack and I were friends again  :)

The End !!