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| fearless jack | Confucious say: hARROOooooo ! | | |
| ray romano | Medic to Pliers Place. | | |
| fearless jack | WOOOOHOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Turem Bain | You dont want to break the 'circle of trust'. | | |
| Turem Bain | The reason you can't see my face is because Im hiding my mustache. :o | | |
| chronic detonic | look at my name need i say more! | | |
| chronic detonic | Make your aim true, go straight for the head, in as little as two, they could be dead. | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | Old age & treachory will ALWAYS overcome youth & skill | | |
| fearless jack | Pass me another German Beer while I play Allies :D | | |
| Turem Bain | Evil always overcomes good because good is stupid. | | |
| UberLiberal | If you can read this then you have passed my intelligence test. | | |
| Turem Bain | The other two people that post on this board are me and myself. | | |
| tRiNiTy | When I do something right, no one remembers. When I do something wrong, no one forgets. | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | In battle, confrontation is done, directly,victory is gained by surprise! | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | For the impact of armed forces to be like stones thrown on eggs is a matter of emptiness and fullness | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Therefore good warriors seek effectiveness in batlle from the force of momentum, not from individual people! | | |
| Austin Powers | Shag until it hurts, i always say...Yea Baby! | | |
| Austin Powers | If you dont get out of the spawn fast enough then you deserve for me to roast you and serve you like rotisserie chicken! ...Yea Baby! | | |
| Austin Powers | "Would you like fries with your roasted noob Sir??" | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Friendly Fire ISN't | | |
| fearless jack | "Disco is pure audio feces. That's all. I figured all you assholes would have figured this out by now." - Jake Numnutz | | |
| tRiNiTy | Cover me! | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Confuscis say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you! | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | Where To? | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | In the heart, in the head, I won't stay dead. Next time I'll do the same to you! -- James T. Kirk | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Therefore those who know martial arts do not wander when they move,and do not become exhausted when they rise up. Sun Tzu | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | So it is said that when you know yourself and others, victory is not in danger; when you know sky and earth victory is inexhaustable- Sun Tzu | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | ... there is something fierce and terible in me eligible to burst forth.I dare not tell it in words, even in these songs.-Walt Whitman,Earth My Likeness | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | A change of world view can change the world viewed.- Joseph Chilton Pearce | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Sometimes in life, situations develop that only the half-crazy can get out of. -LaRochefoucauld | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Disorder arises from order, cowardice arises from courage,weakness arises from strength Sun Tzu's The Art of War | | |
| Sir H C Dracis | "I thought you had the keys" - Repeated across America | | |
| Sir H C Dracis | "When you appeal to force, there's one thing you must never do - lose." - Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| Sir H C Dracis | Confucius say: "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!" - Fake qoute | | |
| Sir H C Dracis | "If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, than why do we bother?" - Unknown | | |
| Turem Bain | Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. | | |
| PissedWookie | Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. -Albert Einstein | | |
| PissedWookie | The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -Albert Einstein | | |
| PissedWookie | Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. | | |
| PissedWookie | Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once. -William Shakespeare | | |
| PissedWookie | War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory. -Georges Clemenceau | | |
| PissedWookie | The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving. -Ulysses S. Grant | | |
| PissedWookie | That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. -Han Solo | | |
| OneShotOneKill | Confucius Say: " Girl who douche with vinegar, have sour puss!" | | |
| OneShotOneKill | Fear Ze Whipper Snappers! | | |
| OneShotOneKill | Fire In My Hole!!! | | |
| Tofu | Fire In The Hole! | | |
| Tofu | Move! | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I do not know what World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstein | | |
| Pliers McJones | I fell on the sidewalk and my elbow feels spicy | | |
| Turem Bain | "Thats what war is, when they kill your children and families." -Jordanian King Abdallah II | | |
| Turem Bain | H2K @ Walmart: "Thats wahat I'm looking for, but I was hoping for something that vibrated and was around 16" long?" | | |
| =Tiffany= | "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire." - Aristotle | | |
| =Tiffany= | "A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| =Tiffany= | "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche | | |
| =Tiffany= | Confucius say: " Man who stand on toilet, high on pot " | | |
| PissedWookie | Winning is for losers. -PissedWookie | | |
| SIR_NITRO | if youre ass itchin in the night your finger smell bad in the morning | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | I'D Rather Be First In Hell Than Second In Heaven | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | I'D Rather Be Dead And Cool Than Alive And Uncool (Mickey Rourke Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man) | | |
| Bay Yorker | It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E. Lee | | |
| Bay Yorker | War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory. - Georges Clemenceau | | |
| Bay Yorker | I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire | | |
| Bay Yorker | A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin | | |
| Bay Yorker | History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play. - John Cleese | | |
| Bay Yorker | I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. - John Cleese | | |
| Bay Yorker | Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain | | |
| Bay Yorker | Out of the frying pan into the fire. - Quintus Septimius Tertullianus, De Carne Christi | | |
| Bay Yorker | An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| Bay Yorker | I love the smell of Napalm in the morning - Robert Duvall as Lieutenant-Colonel Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded." - Yogi Berra | | |
| Bay Yorker | The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra | | |
| Bay Yorker | A witty saying proves nothing - Voltaire | | |
| CPT GARY OWEN | "No man ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his" --- George S. Patton | | |
| CPT GARY OWEN | "The only thing needed for evil to win is for good men to do nothing" | | |
| Bay Yorker | Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman | | |
| Bay Yorker | Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home. - John Howard Payne | | |
| Bay Yorker | War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military. - Georges Clemenceau | | |
| Bay Yorker | You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeannette Rankin | | |
| Bay Yorker | War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. - John Stuart Mill | | |
| Bay Yorker | "O' We few, we happy few, we Band of Brothers,For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother." - William Shakespeare | | |
| Bay Yorker | I think therefore I am. - Rene Descartes | | |
| Anal Intruder | Gentlemen Start Your Engines | | |
| Anal Intruder | OOPs I did it again...Britany Spears | | |
| Anal Intruder | YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!!!!!! | | |
| Anal Intruder | You run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.Racing around to come up behind you again.The sun is the same in a relative way but your older.Shorter of breath and one day closer to death | | |
| Anal Intruder | There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark | | |
| Bay Yorker | "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobol | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Dave Edison | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." - Oliver Herford | | |
| Teletoby | They killed LaLa... | | |
| Terminator544 | I am one happy penguin | | |
| Terminator544 | mess with the best die like the rest | | |
| Terminator544 | in this war no one fights alone | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Duty, Honor, Country" - West Point | | |
| [TFU]DonkeyBalls | Say Cheese! | | |
| [TFU]DonkeyBalls | Boost Me! | | |
| Ammo_Girl | Assflanks!!! | | |
| Ammo_Girl | Welcome to Buttcheek City!! | | |
| Ammo_Girl | Sniff the BeRrY!! | | |
| Scrappy | We were different when young, you use to call us names and say we are dumb, but now... you want our autographs : Good Charlotte (PEOPLE R DIFFERENT!) | | |
| Scrappy | Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me beautiful, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO U? | | |
| Scrappy | Skateboarding is fun, but is it? All you do is stand on a board, fall off and bust ur ass...But me, nah ill just bust my head if i try tricks that require me to wear a helmet."safety percossions" WE ARE STICKRIDERS!!! Its so simple, but we must BE GOOD AT IT! If ur a punk, YOUR A PUNK!- Fountains of Wayne (Chris, drummer) | | |
| Scrappy | You suck at paintball when you, Get shot of the break, shoot your own teammate, and shoot yourself on "accident" | | |
| Scrappy | IM ON A ROLL HERE! Why would youtrust a blondie??? Hmmmm, thats a good question... | | |
| Scrappy | If your a blondie and you pick up a panzer, you'd shoot yourself with it because you cant figure out which end is which | | |
| Scrappy | Dats all folks! | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio. - Revenge of the Nerds | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! - Bluto from Animal House | | |
| Morphine | "Newtons Law #617: DO NOT RUN IN FRONT OF PANZER | | |
| Scrappy | Never act smart in front of people, or you would look like an idiot... people are more atracted to monkeys, so be a monkey | | |
| Scrappy | My rule #26337235236537457373473: If i got a panza your dead meat(Hint hint to the stupid people: in a ashort term, if i habe a round stick lookin thingy, stick your head in it, itll be fun.... for me) | | |
| Scrappy | quote to self: remember to bring my super duper panzer dat holds 1,000,000,000,000 rockets so i can kill my retarded and f*ckin stupid teacher..... | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | Baseball all wrong! Man with four balls no walk!! ---Confucious | | |
| Bay Yorker | lol | | |
| Scrappy | woopie.. spring break... woopie... one off da best parts about school......its quiet...tooo quiet... "im huntin wabbit"... "duck season?" "wabbit season!" | | |
| Scrappy | before grinding a rail on a skateboard make sure you dont... 1: Fall off board and land on rail (its gonna hurt) 2: make sure if you fall you have a cup protecting ur cock | | |
| Scrappy | LIFE. HOPE. TRUTH. TRUST. FAITH. PRIDE. LOVE. LUST. PAIN HATE. LIES. GUILT. LAUGH. CRY. LIVE. DIE | | |
| Scrappy | SOME FRIENDS BECOME ENIMIES SOME FRIENDS BECOME YOUR FAMILY MAKE THE BEST WITH WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN THIS AIN'T DYING THIS IS LIVING! | | |
| SiN | The early bird might get the worm...but the second mouse gets the cheese. =p | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | Kiss like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. - - - Confucious | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "Well im not dumb but I can't understand; Why she walked like woman and talked like a man. Oh my Lola. L-O-L-A Lola." - The Kinks | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear; You shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes; I'll see you on the dark side of the moon." - Floyd | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey." - The Beatles | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "Her name was Magil, and she called herself Lil; but everyone knew her as Nancy." - The Beatles | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey." - The Beatles | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | ARE YA READY FOR A WAR?!! --- William Wallace (Braveheart) | | |
| xanthias | "you're the cutest thing that i ever did see, i really love your peaches wanna shake your tree"~Steve MIller Band | | |
| Damage Inc. | "There are few personal problems that cannot be solved with a liberal dose of brute force or high explosives" | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | FU | | |
| Turem Bain | Love your country, but never trust its government. -Robert E. Heinlein | | |
| Turem Bain | "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government" -Thomas Jefferson | | |
| Turem Bain | "The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good" -George Washington | | |
| Turem Bain | "The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." -Alexander Hamilton | | |
| Turem Bain | "Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest." -Mahatma Gandhi | | |
| Turem Bain | "One of the ordinary modes, by which tyrants accomplish their purposes without resistance, is, by disarming the people, and making it an offense to keep arms." -Joseph Story | | |
| Turem Bain | "The people of the various provinces are strictly forbidden to have in their possession any swords, short swords, bows, spears, firearms, or other types of arms. The possession of unnecessary implements makes difficult the collection of taxes and dues and tends to foment uprisings." -Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Shogun, August 1588 | | |
| Turem Bain | Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest. -From the Declaration of the Continental Congress, July 1775 | | |
| Turem Bain | No one is bound to obey an unconstitutional law and no courts are bound to enforce it. | | |
| Turem Bain | "The state calls its own violence `law', but that of the individual `crime'" -Max Stirner | | |
| Turem Bain | "Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." -John F. Kennedy | | |
| Turem Bain | "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -(Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD) | | |
| Turem Bain | No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave. | | |
| Turem Bain | "What country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that his people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms." -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Col. William S. Smith, 1787 | | |
| Turem Bain | "To disarm the people... was the best and most effectual way to enslave them." -George Mason, speech of June 14, 1788 | | |
| Turem Bain | "Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.'" -Mao Tse-tung, 1938, inadvertently endorsing the Second Amendment | | |
| Turem Bain | An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. -Robert A. Heinlein | | |
| Turem Bain | The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered Eastern peoples to have arms. History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so. -Hitler, April 11 1942 | | |
| Turem Bain | The right to buy weapons is the right to be free. -Van Vogt | | |
| Turem Bain | "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws." -Edward Abbey, "Abbey's Road", 1979 | | |
| Turem Bain | If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms]. -U.S. Representative John Dingell, 1980 | | |
| Turem Bain | Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power. -Yoshimi Ishikawa, Japanese author, in the LA Times 15 Oct 1992 | | |
| Turem Bain | You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one. -Rush Limbaugh, in a moment of unaccustomed profundity 17 Aug 1993 | | |
| Turem Bain | "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." -John F. Kennedy | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | "Bitch set me up!" - - - - Former DC Mayor Marion Barry | | |
| Morphine | "Man Glaze is a douche bag! :)" | | |
| Homer J. Simpson | Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers | | |
| Homer J. Simpson | Confucious say:Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion! | | |
| Homer J. Simpson | Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital--- Aaron Levenstein | | |
| Hampton | Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people- and kill them. | | |
| Hampton | If pro is the opposite of con, then Progress is the opposite of Con..... | | |
| Hampton | Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. | | |
| Hampton | God is dead- Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead- God | | |
| Hampton | Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. Ambrose Bierce | | |
| Hampton | We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers | | |
| Anal Intruder | THEY ARE THREE WIDE GOIN INTO TURN ONE!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Anal Intruder | WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF...THE DIVYNALS | | |
| Hampton | If you can't convince them,confuse them. Harry S Truman | | |
| Hampton | Marriage is not a word but a sentence. | | |
| Hampton | If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. W.C. Fields | | |
| Hampton | Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forword. | | |
| Hampton | All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity. Gordie Howe | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "Get these men the hell of the beach! Go kill some goddamn Krauts!" | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "Get down you bastard you're attracting attention to us!" | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "Well start the war right here!" | | |
| Cpt. Aston | " You couldn't think about getting killed: either you got them or they got you." | | |
| Cpt. Aston | The American Paratroopers are like white doves falling from the sky, here to defend the people of Occupied Europe. | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "People don't start wars, governments do." Ronald Reagan | | |
| Cpt. Aston | There is no one hero in war, they are all heroes | | |
| Cpt. Aston | WE lucky few, we band of Brother | | |
| Cpt. Aston | From Normandy to t Hitlers Ealgle's nest the men of easy company where there | | |
| Silverlock | That that is is that that is not is not is that not it it is. Punctuate it. | | |
| Silverlock | If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got. | | |
| Silverlock | Where to? | | |
| Anal Intruder | FEELING LUCKY .........PUNK?......Clint Eastwood | | |
| Disturbed | I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handy | | |
| Disturbed | If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. - Jack Handy | | |
| Disturbed | It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. | | |
| Disturbed | Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. | | |
| Disturbed | The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. | | |
| Disturbed | If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. | | |
| Disturbed | We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town. | | |
| Homer J. Simpson | war is just old men toying with the lives of young ones | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | BASTID! | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | "Nades Are Like A Disease They Always Catch Onto You!" | | |
| Pile-Z | Actions speak louder than bumper stickers. | | |
| Pile-Z | Be ready for your last moment by being ready every moment. | | |
| Pile-Z | BBQ | | |
| Pile-Z | You don't have to worry about eyestrain from looking on the brighter side of life. However, you will have eyestrain by playing in HP. | | |
| Pile-Z | Dying is the last page, so your last word should be MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Pile-Z | If you can't run away from Panzer, run at Panzer. That goes for Medic with a needle too! You are going to die, take it like a man!!!!! | | |
| smithman89 | Life is a phobia of emotions. If you hide from them, you lose everything; if you face them, you get stronger. | | |
| smithman89 | No Life...Will Frag | | |
| smithman89 | You're gonna die clown!!! - Adam Sandler | | |
| smithman89 | MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, DOUGHNUTS | | |
| smithman89 | wewt!!! - Smithman89 | | |
| smithman89 | dont be the anti-social outcast, play computer games!!! - smithman89 | | |
| smithman89 | God, does not play dice with the world - Albert Einstien | | |
| smithman89 | Not a step back - Joseph Stalin | | |
| smithman89 | a body in motion tends to stay in motion unless panzered by the opposite team | | |
| fearless jack | "It's so damn hot my Beer is sweating" - fearless jack | | |
| Bay Yorker | Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | FU - Patented by the good men of HP | | |
| Bay Yorker | I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | Attention! - [NSK]ItsMe is not using an aimbot! He is just that good! Attention! - [NSK] Clansmen on a Banimod server RTCW commenting on their sniper | | |
| Bay Yorker | Another fine kill brought to you by the good men of HP - Silverlock | | |
| Bay Yorker | If everything tastes like chicken, then what chicken taste like? | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Your hour has come again. Wake up and smell the ashes." Guess who | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Dont look at me like that.....ill kill u! | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | LETS THES SHOOSTINGS BEGIN-Goldmember from Austin Powers | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | NADES BLOW EVERYONES MINDS TO PEICES | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | What ARe You Doing | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Die Like A Man | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | GO TO IDAHO WHEN U DA HOE ! | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | FU | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Stop Looking Up My Skirt!-IDK | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | UR FASHA IS About To have a MAJA SHMELTING ACCIDENT - Goldmemeber | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | WHEN YOU CROSS THE LINE UR NUTS ARE MINE - STarsky and hutch | | |
| Anal Intruder | OOOH I SMELL SOMTHING STINKY...OH IT'S JUST ME...BARNEY FROM THE SIMPSONS | | |
| Anal Intruder | I WENT 10 ROUNDS WITH JOSE QUERVO ......AND LOST | | |
| Dita Von Teese | I don't care if you hate me. As long as you fear me. | | |
| Dita Von Teese | Let him who desires peace prepare for war - Vegetius | | |
| Dita Von Teese | I shall make the lands a desert, and call it peace. | | |
| Dita Von Teese | Technological advancement is like an axe to a pathological criminal - Einstien | | |
| smithman89 | fight panzer with panzer | | |
| smithman89 | If i had a million dollars...I'd be rich | | |
| smithman89 | I have no life - Smithman89 | | |
| smithman89 | Breech, Frag, Clear! | | |
| A L | E N | "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - General George Patton | | |
| Dita Von Teese | An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland - Hitler | | |
| Twofingers | Smell my finger, there's a new girl in town. | | |
| MY GUTS & YOUR BLOOD | I used to think you we're crazy but clearly I can see your nuts--Austin Powers | | |
| smithman89 | I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! - Brick | | |
| mj.wiebe | Lone wolf you live a lone and you die a lone (use it) | | |
| Anal Intruder | GOOD GRIEF-CHARLIE BROWN... | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | I just thought of something funny...your mother. --Cheech Marin | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | YOU PAY NOW!!! ---Waitress at local Chinese restaurant | | |
| madazafrog | Oh man,look what you just stepped in! | | |
| PanzerPussy | early to bed, and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and tired | | |
| madazafrog | Wow,that was my head,i'm so wasted-Jeff Spicolli | | |
| smithman89 | Cheese is GOOD!!! | | |
| smithman89 | HOOOOOOORAH | | |
| smithman89 | I like Coke...A Cola | | |
| smithman89 | I forgot what i was gonna quote | | |
| HPHenry | if we kicked n00bs.. you'd kick me to the moon and back.. (as said by ulv) | | |
| HPHenry | Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream. HAI! (as sang by General Melchet and a private in the Blackadder series) | | |
| mj.wiebe | "Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'" | | |
| mj.wiebe | "Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." | | |
| mj.wiebe | "To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war." | | |
| mj.wiebe | Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal! | | |
| mj.wiebe | Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.LOL J/K | | |
| mj.wiebe | What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? | | |
| mj.wiebe | "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose" lol smithman89 | | |
| mj.wiebe | "There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." | | |
| mj.wiebe | "Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass" i learned that the hard way :P | | |
| mj.wiebe | It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and | | |
| madazafrog | A bird in the hand is worth............why do i have a friggin bird in my hand? | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | Looks like dog shit, smells like dog shit, taste like dog shit, must be dog shit! ----Cheech Marin | | |
| Turem Bain | Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out. - Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Oh, they have Internet on computers now. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | I hope I didn't brain my damage! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Woo hoo! 350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | God bless those pagans. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. -Homer Simpson | | |
| smithman89 | 1337 \^/i11 0\/3& 74%3 7#3 \^/0&1(| | | |
| smithman89 | Fartknocker | | |
| Cpt. Aston | Thats alright we are paratroopers, we are supposed to be surounded" | | |
| Cpt. Aston | the only hope you have is to accept the fact that your already dead, the sooner you accept that , the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier supose to function without mercy, without compassion. without remorse. all war depends on it | | |
| Cpt. Aston | The night was filled with dark and cold, | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "From this day to the ending of the world we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother." -Lipton quoting Shakespeare | | |
| ToYtAkEr | I shall make the lands a dessert and call it piece. | | |
| smithman89 | Hoorah, Smoke that BITCH!!! | | |
| Unsung Hero | "If it does not matter who wins or loses why do they keep score?" ~ Vince Lombardi | | |
| Unsung Hero | "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?" ~ Unknown | | |
| hell-boys | GOD HELP! come yourself don,t send christ This is no place for a child | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | You didn't own SHIT! I only had 3 health! -- Crab's Book of Excuses: Volume 2, Page 37, Paragraph 4 | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | Cover Me | | |
| Capt. Obvious | Is a gambling problem still a problem if you always win? | | |
| Capt. Obvious | We do not go to war, we go to end it!!! | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." - Unknown | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - Elbert Hubbard | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison | | |
| Bay Yorker | "You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." - Scott Adams | | |
| Turem Bain | ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | My Beer,My Beer I Can't Find My Beer | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | ONE FLASH AND THEY WERE ASH By"The Panzerfaust" | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | HEEEEEELP A BABY HAS MY DINGO | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | WELCOME TO THE CESSPOOL OF DEBAUCHERY AND DESPAIR | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | I Just Flicked A Carrot Chunk In Yer Eye Does It Hurt | | |
| Disturbed | "Let's kick their ass and get the Hell out of here." - General George Armstrong Custer | | |
| Unsung Hero | (Earth 24 century) Beam me up Scotty there is no intelligent life down here.- James T. Kirk | | |
| Bay Yorker | "In thy faint slumbers I by thee have watch'd and heard thee murmur tales of iron wars..." - Shakespeare, Henry IV, Part One, Act II, Scene 3 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "You can not choose your battlefield, God does that for you; but you can plant a standard where a standard never flew." - Stephen Crane, "The Colors" | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There was never a time when, in my opinion, some way could not be found to prevent the drawing of the sword." - General Ulysses S. Grant | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Come on, boys, and grab your sabers. Come on, boys, and ride with me. Give the cry of 'Garry Owen,' Make your place in history." - author unknown, Vietnam 1965 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "He who controls the Central Highlands controls South Vietnam." - Vietnameze military maxim | | |
| Bay Yorker | "When first underfire and you're wishful to duck, Don't lok or take heed at the man that is struck. Be thankful you're living and trust to you luck, and march to your front like a soldier." - Rudyard Kipling, "The Young British Soldier" | | |
| Bay Yorker | "If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white, remember it's ruin to run from a fight; so take open order, lie down, and sit tight, an' wait for supports like a soldier." - Rudyard Kipling, "The Young British Soldier" | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The most precious commodity with which the Army deals is the individual soldier who is the heart and soul of our combat forces." - General J. Lawton Collins | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I knew wherever I was that you thought of me, and if I got in a tight place you would come-if alive." - William Tecumseh Sherman, in a letter to U. S. Grant | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There are only three principles of warfare: Audacity, Audacity, and AUDACITY!" - General George S. Patton | | |
| Bay Yorker | "If we are marked to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honor." - Henry V, Act IV, Scene 3 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "A brave Captain is as a root, out of which as branches the courage of his soldiers doth spring." - Sir Phillip Sidney | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Dulce bellum inexpertis. ("War is delightful to thos who have no experience of it.")" - Erasmus | | |
| Bay Yorker | "War is fear cloaked in courage." - General William C. Westmoreland | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell." - William Tecumseh Sherman | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won." - The Duke of Wellington, in a dispatch from Waterloo, 1815 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Those who do not do battle for their country do not know with what ease they accept their citizenship in America." - Dean Brelis, The Face of South Vietnam | | |
| Bay Yorker | "War is a crime. Ask the infrantry and ask the dead." - Ernest Hemingway | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I did not mean to be killed today." - dying words of the Vicomte de Turenne, at the Battle of Salzbach, 1675 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "One cannot answer for his courage when he has never been in danger." - Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maximes, 1665 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Any danger spot is tenable if men-brave men-will make it so." - John F. Kennedy | | |
| Bay Yorker | "We have good corporals and good sergeants and some good lieutenants and captains, and those are far more important than good generals." - William Tecumseh Sherman | | |
| Bay Yorker | "In war, truth is the first casualty." - Aeschylus | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The enemy will pass slowly from the offensive to the defensive. The blitzkrieg will transform itself into a war of long duration. Thus, the enemy will be caught in a dilemma: He has to drag out the war in order to win it and does not possess, on the other hand, the psychological and political means to fight a long drawn-out war..." - General Vo Nguyen Giap, in an early and prescient analysis of the future course of the Viet Minh war with the French. | | |
| Bay Yorker | "What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?" - Friedrich Nietzsche | | |
| Bay Yorker | "America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole." - Bobcat Goldthwaite | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American." - Daniel Webster | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. Bartlett Brebner | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder who builds best when called upon to build greatly." - John F. Kennedy | | |
| Bay Yorker | "An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before." - Mark Twain | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - a date which will live on in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." - Franklin D. Roosevelt | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." - Robert Orben | | |
| SaKaaLi | Like a SaKaaLi!!! | | |
| SaKaaLi | ChiChito Macro Mocro della moosa mimoosa | | |
| Ammo_Girl | "I'm back to sell your panties on Ebay bitches!" - -HP-*AmMo*GiRl*-WT?- | | |
| SaKaaLi | Music: a complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, followed by the audience | | |
| SaKaaLi | We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962 | | |
| SaKaaLi | Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. - Robert Strauss on conducting | | |
| SaKaaLi | Work is for people who don't know how to fish. | | |
| SaKaaLi | There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. | | |
| SaKaaLi | There's a reason they call guys on the soccer field 'players'. | | |
| SaKaaLi | Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright. | | |
| SaKaaLi | A snail can sleep for 3 years | | |
| SaKaaLi | Grape jelly does not melt in hot tea. | | |
| SaKaaLi | "ANY question addresed to a cat can be counted rhetorical." - E. Miller | | |
| SaKaaLi | Every organization is like a tree full of monkeys, with monkeys sitting on all of the branches from top to bottom. When the monkeys at the top look down, all they see are smiling faces. When the monkeys at the bottom look up, all they see are assholes | | |
| SaKaaLi | Remember there's no I in team... (but there is a M and an E) | | |
| 1St Div Fat Gunner | The Death of One Man Is a Tragedy, The Death of Millions is a Statistic- Stalin | | |
| Pliers McJones | YOUUUUU STINK! - Jim Norton | | |
| Unsung Hero | "Maybe... its not to late, to learn how to love and forget how to hate."-Ozzy Osbourne | | |
| Unsung Hero | "Dont make me get my flying Monkeys!!"-Me(duh) | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "Don't let your meat loaf or your kitchen sink!" | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "You win some you lose a lot" | | |
| ZeroidHatred | I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?" ~Eve Merriam | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." ~Ernest Hemingway | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Respect is earned, not given! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | When your being shot, don't look up | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Takes one to know one | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Does she rape ape? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Is Mike Hunt here? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Make it a quickie! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Truth lies within honesty | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Mess with the best die like the rest! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | The mind is like a bird's wing. When open you can fly! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Life without goals is like a race without a finish line! | | |
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