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| fearless jack | Confucious say: hARROOooooo ! | | |
| ray romano | Medic to Pliers Place. | | |
| fearless jack | WOOOOHOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Turem Bain | You dont want to break the 'circle of trust'. | | |
| Turem Bain | The reason you can't see my face is because Im hiding my mustache. :o | | |
| chronic detonic | look at my name need i say more! | | |
| chronic detonic | Make your aim true, go straight for the head, in as little as two, they could be dead. | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | Old age & treachory will ALWAYS overcome youth & skill | | |
| fearless jack | Pass me another German Beer while I play Allies :D | | |
| Turem Bain | Evil always overcomes good because good is stupid. | | |
| UberLiberal | If you can read this then you have passed my intelligence test. | | |
| Turem Bain | The other two people that post on this board are me and myself. | | |
| tRiNiTy | When I do something right, no one remembers. When I do something wrong, no one forgets. | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | In battle, confrontation is done, directly,victory is gained by surprise! | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | For the impact of armed forces to be like stones thrown on eggs is a matter of emptiness and fullness | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Therefore good warriors seek effectiveness in batlle from the force of momentum, not from individual people! | | |
| Austin Powers | Shag until it hurts, i always say...Yea Baby! | | |
| Austin Powers | If you dont get out of the spawn fast enough then you deserve for me to roast you and serve you like rotisserie chicken! ...Yea Baby! | | |
| Austin Powers | "Would you like fries with your roasted noob Sir??" | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Friendly Fire ISN't | | |
| fearless jack | "Disco is pure audio feces. That's all. I figured all you assholes would have figured this out by now." - Jake Numnutz | | |
| tRiNiTy | Cover me! | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Confuscis say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you! | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | Where To? | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | In the heart, in the head, I won't stay dead. Next time I'll do the same to you! -- James T. Kirk | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Therefore those who know martial arts do not wander when they move,and do not become exhausted when they rise up. Sun Tzu | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | So it is said that when you know yourself and others, victory is not in danger; when you know sky and earth victory is inexhaustable- Sun Tzu | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | ... there is something fierce and terible in me eligible to burst forth.I dare not tell it in words, even in these songs.-Walt Whitman,Earth My Likeness | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | A change of world view can change the world viewed.- Joseph Chilton Pearce | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Sometimes in life, situations develop that only the half-crazy can get out of. -LaRochefoucauld | | |
| Ancient_Enemy | Disorder arises from order, cowardice arises from courage,weakness arises from strength Sun Tzu's The Art of War | | |
| Sir H C Dracis | "I thought you had the keys" - Repeated across America | | |
| Sir H C Dracis | "When you appeal to force, there's one thing you must never do - lose." - Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| Sir H C Dracis | Confucius say: "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!" - Fake qoute | | |
| Sir H C Dracis | "If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, than why do we bother?" - Unknown | | |
| Turem Bain | Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. | | |
| PissedWookie | Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. -Albert Einstein | | |
| PissedWookie | The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -Albert Einstein | | |
| PissedWookie | Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. | | |
| PissedWookie | Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once. -William Shakespeare | | |
| PissedWookie | War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory. -Georges Clemenceau | | |
| PissedWookie | The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving. -Ulysses S. Grant | | |
| PissedWookie | That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. -Han Solo | | |
| OneShotOneKill | Confucius Say: " Girl who douche with vinegar, have sour puss!" | | |
| OneShotOneKill | Fear Ze Whipper Snappers! | | |
| OneShotOneKill | Fire In My Hole!!! | | |
| Tofu | Fire In The Hole! | | |
| Tofu | Move! | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I do not know what World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstein | | |
| Pliers McJones | I fell on the sidewalk and my elbow feels spicy | | |
| Turem Bain | "Thats what war is, when they kill your children and families." -Jordanian King Abdallah II | | |
| Turem Bain | H2K @ Walmart: "Thats wahat I'm looking for, but I was hoping for something that vibrated and was around 16" long?" | | |
| =Tiffany= | "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire." - Aristotle | | |
| =Tiffany= | "A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| =Tiffany= | "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche | | |
| =Tiffany= | Confucius say: " Man who stand on toilet, high on pot " | | |
| PissedWookie | Winning is for losers. -PissedWookie | | |
| SIR_NITRO | if youre ass itchin in the night your finger smell bad in the morning | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | I'D Rather Be First In Hell Than Second In Heaven | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | I'D Rather Be Dead And Cool Than Alive And Uncool (Mickey Rourke Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man) | | |
| Bay Yorker | It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E. Lee | | |
| Bay Yorker | War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory. - Georges Clemenceau | | |
| Bay Yorker | I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire | | |
| Bay Yorker | A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin | | |
| Bay Yorker | History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play. - John Cleese | | |
| Bay Yorker | I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. - John Cleese | | |
| Bay Yorker | Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain | | |
| Bay Yorker | Out of the frying pan into the fire. - Quintus Septimius Tertullianus, De Carne Christi | | |
| Bay Yorker | An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| Bay Yorker | I love the smell of Napalm in the morning - Robert Duvall as Lieutenant-Colonel Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded." - Yogi Berra | | |
| Bay Yorker | The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra | | |
| Bay Yorker | A witty saying proves nothing - Voltaire | | |
| CPT GARY OWEN | "No man ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his" --- George S. Patton | | |
| CPT GARY OWEN | "The only thing needed for evil to win is for good men to do nothing" | | |
| Bay Yorker | Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman | | |
| Bay Yorker | Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home. - John Howard Payne | | |
| Bay Yorker | War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military. - Georges Clemenceau | | |
| Bay Yorker | You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeannette Rankin | | |
| Bay Yorker | War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. - John Stuart Mill | | |
| Bay Yorker | "O' We few, we happy few, we Band of Brothers,For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother." - William Shakespeare | | |
| Bay Yorker | I think therefore I am. - Rene Descartes | | |
| Anal Intruder | Gentlemen Start Your Engines | | |
| Anal Intruder | OOPs I did it again...Britany Spears | | |
| Anal Intruder | YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!!!!!! | | |
| Anal Intruder | You run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.Racing around to come up behind you again.The sun is the same in a relative way but your older.Shorter of breath and one day closer to death | | |
| Anal Intruder | There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark | | |
| Bay Yorker | "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobol | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Dave Edison | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." - Oliver Herford | | |
| Teletoby | They killed LaLa... | | |
| Terminator544 | I am one happy penguin | | |
| Terminator544 | mess with the best die like the rest | | |
| Terminator544 | in this war no one fights alone | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Duty, Honor, Country" - West Point | | |
| [TFU]DonkeyBalls | Say Cheese! | | |
| [TFU]DonkeyBalls | Boost Me! | | |
| Ammo_Girl | Assflanks!!! | | |
| Ammo_Girl | Welcome to Buttcheek City!! | | |
| Ammo_Girl | Sniff the BeRrY!! | | |
| Scrappy | We were different when young, you use to call us names and say we are dumb, but now... you want our autographs : Good Charlotte (PEOPLE R DIFFERENT!) | | |
| Scrappy | Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me beautiful, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO U? | | |
| Scrappy | Skateboarding is fun, but is it? All you do is stand on a board, fall off and bust ur ass...But me, nah ill just bust my head if i try tricks that require me to wear a helmet."safety percossions" WE ARE STICKRIDERS!!! Its so simple, but we must BE GOOD AT IT! If ur a punk, YOUR A PUNK!- Fountains of Wayne (Chris, drummer) | | |
| Scrappy | You suck at paintball when you, Get shot of the break, shoot your own teammate, and shoot yourself on "accident" | | |
| Scrappy | IM ON A ROLL HERE! Why would youtrust a blondie??? Hmmmm, thats a good question... | | |
| Scrappy | If your a blondie and you pick up a panzer, you'd shoot yourself with it because you cant figure out which end is which | | |
| Scrappy | Dats all folks! | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio. - Revenge of the Nerds | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! - Bluto from Animal House | | |
| Morphine | "Newtons Law #617: DO NOT RUN IN FRONT OF PANZER | | |
| Scrappy | Never act smart in front of people, or you would look like an idiot... people are more atracted to monkeys, so be a monkey | | |
| Scrappy | My rule #26337235236537457373473: If i got a panza your dead meat(Hint hint to the stupid people: in a ashort term, if i habe a round stick lookin thingy, stick your head in it, itll be fun.... for me) | | |
| Scrappy | quote to self: remember to bring my super duper panzer dat holds 1,000,000,000,000 rockets so i can kill my retarded and f*ckin stupid teacher..... | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | Baseball all wrong! Man with four balls no walk!! ---Confucious | | |
| Bay Yorker | lol | | |
| Scrappy | woopie.. spring break... woopie... one off da best parts about school......its quiet...tooo quiet... "im huntin wabbit"... "duck season?" "wabbit season!" | | |
| Scrappy | before grinding a rail on a skateboard make sure you dont... 1: Fall off board and land on rail (its gonna hurt) 2: make sure if you fall you have a cup protecting ur cock | | |
| Scrappy | LIFE. HOPE. TRUTH. TRUST. FAITH. PRIDE. LOVE. LUST. PAIN HATE. LIES. GUILT. LAUGH. CRY. LIVE. DIE | | |
| Scrappy | SOME FRIENDS BECOME ENIMIES SOME FRIENDS BECOME YOUR FAMILY MAKE THE BEST WITH WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN THIS AIN'T DYING THIS IS LIVING! | | |
| SiN | The early bird might get the worm...but the second mouse gets the cheese. =p | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | Kiss like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. - - - Confucious | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "Well im not dumb but I can't understand; Why she walked like woman and talked like a man. Oh my Lola. L-O-L-A Lola." - The Kinks | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear; You shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes; I'll see you on the dark side of the moon." - Floyd | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey." - The Beatles | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "Her name was Magil, and she called herself Lil; but everyone knew her as Nancy." - The Beatles | | |
| Scoobydoo(ff) | "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey." - The Beatles | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | ARE YA READY FOR A WAR?!! --- William Wallace (Braveheart) | | |
| xanthias | "you're the cutest thing that i ever did see, i really love your peaches wanna shake your tree"~Steve MIller Band | | |
| Damage Inc. | "There are few personal problems that cannot be solved with a liberal dose of brute force or high explosives" | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | FU | | |
| Turem Bain | Love your country, but never trust its government. -Robert E. Heinlein | | |
| Turem Bain | "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government" -Thomas Jefferson | | |
| Turem Bain | "The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good" -George Washington | | |
| Turem Bain | "The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." -Alexander Hamilton | | |
| Turem Bain | "Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest." -Mahatma Gandhi | | |
| Turem Bain | "One of the ordinary modes, by which tyrants accomplish their purposes without resistance, is, by disarming the people, and making it an offense to keep arms." -Joseph Story | | |
| Turem Bain | "The people of the various provinces are strictly forbidden to have in their possession any swords, short swords, bows, spears, firearms, or other types of arms. The possession of unnecessary implements makes difficult the collection of taxes and dues and tends to foment uprisings." -Toyotomi Hideyoshi, Shogun, August 1588 | | |
| Turem Bain | Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest. -From the Declaration of the Continental Congress, July 1775 | | |
| Turem Bain | No one is bound to obey an unconstitutional law and no courts are bound to enforce it. | | |
| Turem Bain | "The state calls its own violence `law', but that of the individual `crime'" -Max Stirner | | |
| Turem Bain | "Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." -John F. Kennedy | | |
| Turem Bain | "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -(Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD) | | |
| Turem Bain | No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave. | | |
| Turem Bain | "What country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that his people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms." -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Col. William S. Smith, 1787 | | |
| Turem Bain | "To disarm the people... was the best and most effectual way to enslave them." -George Mason, speech of June 14, 1788 | | |
| Turem Bain | "Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.'" -Mao Tse-tung, 1938, inadvertently endorsing the Second Amendment | | |
| Turem Bain | An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. -Robert A. Heinlein | | |
| Turem Bain | The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered Eastern peoples to have arms. History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so. -Hitler, April 11 1942 | | |
| Turem Bain | The right to buy weapons is the right to be free. -Van Vogt | | |
| Turem Bain | "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws." -Edward Abbey, "Abbey's Road", 1979 | | |
| Turem Bain | If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms]. -U.S. Representative John Dingell, 1980 | | |
| Turem Bain | Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power. -Yoshimi Ishikawa, Japanese author, in the LA Times 15 Oct 1992 | | |
| Turem Bain | You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one. -Rush Limbaugh, in a moment of unaccustomed profundity 17 Aug 1993 | | |
| Turem Bain | "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." -John F. Kennedy | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | "Bitch set me up!" - - - - Former DC Mayor Marion Barry | | |
| Morphine | "Man Glaze is a douche bag! :)" | | |
| Homer J. Simpson | Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers | | |
| Homer J. Simpson | Confucious say:Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion! | | |
| Homer J. Simpson | Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital--- Aaron Levenstein | | |
| Hampton | Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people- and kill them. | | |
| Hampton | If pro is the opposite of con, then Progress is the opposite of Con..... | | |
| Hampton | Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. | | |
| Hampton | God is dead- Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead- God | | |
| Hampton | Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. Ambrose Bierce | | |
| Hampton | We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers | | |
| Anal Intruder | THEY ARE THREE WIDE GOIN INTO TURN ONE!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Anal Intruder | WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF...THE DIVYNALS | | |
| Hampton | If you can't convince them,confuse them. Harry S Truman | | |
| Hampton | Marriage is not a word but a sentence. | | |
| Hampton | If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. W.C. Fields | | |
| Hampton | Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forword. | | |
| Hampton | All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity. Gordie Howe | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "Get these men the hell of the beach! Go kill some goddamn Krauts!" | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "Get down you bastard you're attracting attention to us!" | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "Well start the war right here!" | | |
| Cpt. Aston | " You couldn't think about getting killed: either you got them or they got you." | | |
| Cpt. Aston | The American Paratroopers are like white doves falling from the sky, here to defend the people of Occupied Europe. | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "People don't start wars, governments do." Ronald Reagan | | |
| Cpt. Aston | There is no one hero in war, they are all heroes | | |
| Cpt. Aston | WE lucky few, we band of Brother | | |
| Cpt. Aston | From Normandy to t Hitlers Ealgle's nest the men of easy company where there | | |
| Silverlock | That that is is that that is not is not is that not it it is. Punctuate it. | | |
| Silverlock | If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got. | | |
| Silverlock | Where to? | | |
| Anal Intruder | FEELING LUCKY .........PUNK?......Clint Eastwood | | |
| Disturbed | I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handy | | |
| Disturbed | If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. - Jack Handy | | |
| Disturbed | It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. | | |
| Disturbed | Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. | | |
| Disturbed | The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. | | |
| Disturbed | If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. | | |
| Disturbed | We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town. | | |
| Homer J. Simpson | war is just old men toying with the lives of young ones | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | BASTID! | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | "Nades Are Like A Disease They Always Catch Onto You!" | | |
| Pile-Z | Actions speak louder than bumper stickers. | | |
| Pile-Z | Be ready for your last moment by being ready every moment. | | |
| Pile-Z | BBQ | | |
| Pile-Z | You don't have to worry about eyestrain from looking on the brighter side of life. However, you will have eyestrain by playing in HP. | | |
| Pile-Z | Dying is the last page, so your last word should be MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| Pile-Z | If you can't run away from Panzer, run at Panzer. That goes for Medic with a needle too! You are going to die, take it like a man!!!!! | | |
| smithman89 | Life is a phobia of emotions. If you hide from them, you lose everything; if you face them, you get stronger. | | |
| smithman89 | No Life...Will Frag | | |
| smithman89 | You're gonna die clown!!! - Adam Sandler | | |
| smithman89 | MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, DOUGHNUTS | | |
| smithman89 | wewt!!! - Smithman89 | | |
| smithman89 | dont be the anti-social outcast, play computer games!!! - smithman89 | | |
| smithman89 | God, does not play dice with the world - Albert Einstien | | |
| smithman89 | Not a step back - Joseph Stalin | | |
| smithman89 | a body in motion tends to stay in motion unless panzered by the opposite team | | |
| fearless jack | "It's so damn hot my Beer is sweating" - fearless jack | | |
| Bay Yorker | Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | FU - Patented by the good men of HP | | |
| Bay Yorker | I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | Attention! - [NSK]ItsMe is not using an aimbot! He is just that good! Attention! - [NSK] Clansmen on a Banimod server RTCW commenting on their sniper | | |
| Bay Yorker | Another fine kill brought to you by the good men of HP - Silverlock | | |
| Bay Yorker | If everything tastes like chicken, then what chicken taste like? | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Your hour has come again. Wake up and smell the ashes." Guess who | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Dont look at me like that.....ill kill u! | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | LETS THES SHOOSTINGS BEGIN-Goldmember from Austin Powers | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | NADES BLOW EVERYONES MINDS TO PEICES | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | What ARe You Doing | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Die Like A Man | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | GO TO IDAHO WHEN U DA HOE ! | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | FU | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Stop Looking Up My Skirt!-IDK | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | UR FASHA IS About To have a MAJA SHMELTING ACCIDENT - Goldmemeber | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | WHEN YOU CROSS THE LINE UR NUTS ARE MINE - STarsky and hutch | | |
| Anal Intruder | OOOH I SMELL SOMTHING STINKY...OH IT'S JUST ME...BARNEY FROM THE SIMPSONS | | |
| Anal Intruder | I WENT 10 ROUNDS WITH JOSE QUERVO ......AND LOST | | |
| Dita Von Teese | I don't care if you hate me. As long as you fear me. | | |
| Dita Von Teese | Let him who desires peace prepare for war - Vegetius | | |
| Dita Von Teese | I shall make the lands a desert, and call it peace. | | |
| Dita Von Teese | Technological advancement is like an axe to a pathological criminal - Einstien | | |
| smithman89 | fight panzer with panzer | | |
| smithman89 | If i had a million dollars...I'd be rich | | |
| smithman89 | I have no life - Smithman89 | | |
| smithman89 | Breech, Frag, Clear! | | |
| A L | E N | "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - General George Patton | | |
| Dita Von Teese | An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland - Hitler | | |
| Twofingers | Smell my finger, there's a new girl in town. | | |
| MY GUTS & YOUR BLOOD | I used to think you we're crazy but clearly I can see your nuts--Austin Powers | | |
| smithman89 | I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! - Brick | | |
| mj.wiebe | Lone wolf you live a lone and you die a lone (use it) | | |
| Anal Intruder | GOOD GRIEF-CHARLIE BROWN... | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | I just thought of something funny...your mother. --Cheech Marin | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | YOU PAY NOW!!! ---Waitress at local Chinese restaurant | | |
| madazafrog | Oh man,look what you just stepped in! | | |
| PanzerPussy | early to bed, and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and tired | | |
| madazafrog | Wow,that was my head,i'm so wasted-Jeff Spicolli | | |
| smithman89 | Cheese is GOOD!!! | | |
| smithman89 | HOOOOOOORAH | | |
| smithman89 | I like Coke...A Cola | | |
| smithman89 | I forgot what i was gonna quote | | |
| HPHenry | if we kicked n00bs.. you'd kick me to the moon and back.. (as said by ulv) | | |
| HPHenry | Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream. HAI! (as sang by General Melchet and a private in the Blackadder series) | | |
| mj.wiebe | "Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'" | | |
| mj.wiebe | "Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." | | |
| mj.wiebe | "To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war." | | |
| mj.wiebe | Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal! | | |
| mj.wiebe | Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.LOL J/K | | |
| mj.wiebe | What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? | | |
| mj.wiebe | "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose" lol smithman89 | | |
| mj.wiebe | "There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." | | |
| mj.wiebe | "Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass" i learned that the hard way :P | | |
| mj.wiebe | It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and | | |
| madazafrog | A bird in the hand is worth............why do i have a friggin bird in my hand? | | |
| MCMLXVIII <CAES> | Looks like dog shit, smells like dog shit, taste like dog shit, must be dog shit! ----Cheech Marin | | |
| Turem Bain | Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out. - Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Oh, they have Internet on computers now. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | I hope I didn't brain my damage! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Woo hoo! 350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night! -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | God bless those pagans. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Turem Bain | I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. -Homer Simpson | | |
| smithman89 | 1337 \^/i11 0\/3& 74%3 7#3 \^/0&1(| | | |
| smithman89 | Fartknocker | | |
| Cpt. Aston | Thats alright we are paratroopers, we are supposed to be surounded" | | |
| Cpt. Aston | the only hope you have is to accept the fact that your already dead, the sooner you accept that , the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier supose to function without mercy, without compassion. without remorse. all war depends on it | | |
| Cpt. Aston | The night was filled with dark and cold, | | |
| Cpt. Aston | "From this day to the ending of the world we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother." -Lipton quoting Shakespeare | | |
| ToYtAkEr | I shall make the lands a dessert and call it piece. | | |
| smithman89 | Hoorah, Smoke that BITCH!!! | | |
| Unsung Hero | "If it does not matter who wins or loses why do they keep score?" ~ Vince Lombardi | | |
| Unsung Hero | "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?" ~ Unknown | | |
| hell-boys | GOD HELP! come yourself don,t send christ This is no place for a child | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | You didn't own SHIT! I only had 3 health! -- Crab's Book of Excuses: Volume 2, Page 37, Paragraph 4 | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | Cover Me | | |
| Capt. Obvious | Is a gambling problem still a problem if you always win? | | |
| Capt. Obvious | We do not go to war, we go to end it!!! | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." - Unknown | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - Elbert Hubbard | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison | | |
| Bay Yorker | "You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." - Scott Adams | | |
| Turem Bain | ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | My Beer,My Beer I Can't Find My Beer | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | ONE FLASH AND THEY WERE ASH By"The Panzerfaust" | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | HEEEEEELP A BABY HAS MY DINGO | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | WELCOME TO THE CESSPOOL OF DEBAUCHERY AND DESPAIR | | |
| HP Aussie Vomit Bomb | I Just Flicked A Carrot Chunk In Yer Eye Does It Hurt | | |
| Disturbed | "Let's kick their ass and get the Hell out of here." - General George Armstrong Custer | | |
| Unsung Hero | (Earth 24 century) Beam me up Scotty there is no intelligent life down here.- James T. Kirk | | |
| Bay Yorker | "In thy faint slumbers I by thee have watch'd and heard thee murmur tales of iron wars..." - Shakespeare, Henry IV, Part One, Act II, Scene 3 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "You can not choose your battlefield, God does that for you; but you can plant a standard where a standard never flew." - Stephen Crane, "The Colors" | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There was never a time when, in my opinion, some way could not be found to prevent the drawing of the sword." - General Ulysses S. Grant | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Come on, boys, and grab your sabers. Come on, boys, and ride with me. Give the cry of 'Garry Owen,' Make your place in history." - author unknown, Vietnam 1965 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "He who controls the Central Highlands controls South Vietnam." - Vietnameze military maxim | | |
| Bay Yorker | "When first underfire and you're wishful to duck, Don't lok or take heed at the man that is struck. Be thankful you're living and trust to you luck, and march to your front like a soldier." - Rudyard Kipling, "The Young British Soldier" | | |
| Bay Yorker | "If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white, remember it's ruin to run from a fight; so take open order, lie down, and sit tight, an' wait for supports like a soldier." - Rudyard Kipling, "The Young British Soldier" | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The most precious commodity with which the Army deals is the individual soldier who is the heart and soul of our combat forces." - General J. Lawton Collins | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I knew wherever I was that you thought of me, and if I got in a tight place you would come-if alive." - William Tecumseh Sherman, in a letter to U. S. Grant | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There are only three principles of warfare: Audacity, Audacity, and AUDACITY!" - General George S. Patton | | |
| Bay Yorker | "If we are marked to die, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honor." - Henry V, Act IV, Scene 3 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "A brave Captain is as a root, out of which as branches the courage of his soldiers doth spring." - Sir Phillip Sidney | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Dulce bellum inexpertis. ("War is delightful to thos who have no experience of it.")" - Erasmus | | |
| Bay Yorker | "War is fear cloaked in courage." - General William C. Westmoreland | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell." - William Tecumseh Sherman | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won." - The Duke of Wellington, in a dispatch from Waterloo, 1815 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Those who do not do battle for their country do not know with what ease they accept their citizenship in America." - Dean Brelis, The Face of South Vietnam | | |
| Bay Yorker | "War is a crime. Ask the infrantry and ask the dead." - Ernest Hemingway | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I did not mean to be killed today." - dying words of the Vicomte de Turenne, at the Battle of Salzbach, 1675 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "One cannot answer for his courage when he has never been in danger." - Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maximes, 1665 | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Any danger spot is tenable if men-brave men-will make it so." - John F. Kennedy | | |
| Bay Yorker | "We have good corporals and good sergeants and some good lieutenants and captains, and those are far more important than good generals." - William Tecumseh Sherman | | |
| Bay Yorker | "In war, truth is the first casualty." - Aeschylus | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Only the dead have seen the end of war." - Plato | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The enemy will pass slowly from the offensive to the defensive. The blitzkrieg will transform itself into a war of long duration. Thus, the enemy will be caught in a dilemma: He has to drag out the war in order to win it and does not possess, on the other hand, the psychological and political means to fight a long drawn-out war..." - General Vo Nguyen Giap, in an early and prescient analysis of the future course of the Viet Minh war with the French. | | |
| Bay Yorker | "What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?" - Friedrich Nietzsche | | |
| Bay Yorker | "America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole." - Bobcat Goldthwaite | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American." - Daniel Webster | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. Bartlett Brebner | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder who builds best when called upon to build greatly." - John F. Kennedy | | |
| Bay Yorker | "An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before." - Mark Twain | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - a date which will live on in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." - Franklin D. Roosevelt | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free." - Ronald Reagan | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." - Robert Orben | | |
| SaKaaLi | Like a SaKaaLi!!! | | |
| SaKaaLi | ChiChito Macro Mocro della moosa mimoosa | | |
| Ammo_Girl | "I'm back to sell your panties on Ebay bitches!" - -HP-*AmMo*GiRl*-WT?- | | |
| SaKaaLi | Music: a complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, followed by the audience | | |
| SaKaaLi | We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962 | | |
| SaKaaLi | Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. - Robert Strauss on conducting | | |
| SaKaaLi | Work is for people who don't know how to fish. | | |
| SaKaaLi | There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. | | |
| SaKaaLi | There's a reason they call guys on the soccer field 'players'. | | |
| SaKaaLi | Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright. | | |
| SaKaaLi | A snail can sleep for 3 years | | |
| SaKaaLi | Grape jelly does not melt in hot tea. | | |
| SaKaaLi | "ANY question addresed to a cat can be counted rhetorical." - E. Miller | | |
| SaKaaLi | Every organization is like a tree full of monkeys, with monkeys sitting on all of the branches from top to bottom. When the monkeys at the top look down, all they see are smiling faces. When the monkeys at the bottom look up, all they see are assholes | | |
| SaKaaLi | Remember there's no I in team... (but there is a M and an E) | | |
| 1St Div Fat Gunner | The Death of One Man Is a Tragedy, The Death of Millions is a Statistic- Stalin | | |
| Pliers McJones | YOUUUUU STINK! - Jim Norton | | |
| Unsung Hero | "Maybe... its not to late, to learn how to love and forget how to hate."-Ozzy Osbourne | | |
| Unsung Hero | "Dont make me get my flying Monkeys!!"-Me(duh) | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "Don't let your meat loaf or your kitchen sink!" | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "You win some you lose a lot" | | |
| ZeroidHatred | I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?" ~Eve Merriam | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." ~Ernest Hemingway | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Respect is earned, not given! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | When your being shot, don't look up | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Takes one to know one | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Does she rape ape? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Is Mike Hunt here? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Make it a quickie! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Truth lies within honesty | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Mess with the best die like the rest! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | The mind is like a bird's wing. When open you can fly! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Life without goals is like a race without a finish line! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what flavor your going to get. | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Where there is a will, there is a way. | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | You can acompish more with god in an hour than a lifetime without him! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Life isn't what comes at you, but what you make of it! | | |
| Scourge | In the game of life, like checkers, sometimes you make the wrong move, and than you get jumped. | | |
| Hell-Mutt | One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic- Joseph Stalin | | |
| Hell-Mutt | It is better to go through life wanting something rather than having something you don't want-Herman | | |
| Pliers McJones | No one ever believes the midget until it's too late. | | |
| ZeroidHatred | Draft beer; not people. ~Author Unknown | | |
| ZeroidHatred | The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst. ~Henry Fosdick | | |
| ZeroidHatred | You cannot prevent and prepare for war at the same time. ~Albert Einstein | | |
| ZeroidHatred | I think war might be God's way of teaching us geography. ~Paul Rodriguez | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "How can you kill innocent women and children?....Easy you just don't lead them as much!" ~Full Metal Jacket | | |
| ZeroidHatred | War is fear cloaked in courage. ~William Westmoreland | | |
| ZeroidHatred | We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "Hell hath no furry like a women scorned" ~Unknown Author | | |
| ZeroidHatred | "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges" ~Blazing Sadles | | |
| Scourge | "Doesn't anybody in this state know how to drive?"~Carl "CJ" Johnson | | |
| Demoness | If you must burn our flag, wrap yourself in it first! | | |
| Demoness | Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself! | | |
| Demoness | Ok, so what's the speed of dark? | | |
| The[Rooster] | Never argue with an idiot. They will only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. | | |
| IronNazi | No one gives you power, real power is something you take... | | |
| IronNazi | When people know they can't touch, when people know they have nothing on you, they talk trash... | | |
| Pliers McJones | One time I was making a sandwich and a cucumber went up my ass. Three times. | | |
| Pliers McJones | I'm over here now | | |
| Pliers McJones | Let's go play Monster Rain | | |
| Scourge | How does a blind man know when he's done wiping his ass? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | It doesn't take a one of the strongest person in the world to fight, just one with brains. | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Fight for your country, not your life! | | |
| LZ-Xray | Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes | | |
| Morphine | Nein | | |
| Morphine | I love you pierce!! | | |
| HPHenry[s3x]b` | v583 | | |
| Rabid Monkey | Shut up Trevor | | |
| Unsung Hero | "I have two guns,one I keep loaded, the other keeps ME loaded"~Unsung Hero | | |
| Morphine | Fuck you, Trever you slut! | | |
| LZ-Xray | A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | I can hear the sniper, but I can't see him! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Stop shooting I'm taking a piss. | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | All HP are easy, the guys are easy and the girls are easy too =) -Silverlock | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Earn your respect and you will be respected! | | |
| Dream Theatre | let's go outside and play Hide and go Fuck yourself. | | |
| smithman89 | I can make Opi-oes- Ralph Wiggum | | |
| smithman89 | Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck- Ralph Wiggum | | |
| smithman89 | Frink Out! | | |
| smithman89 | If you see me, feel free to fire at will | | |
| smithman89 | I beat Tetris!!!!! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Those who pick their nose get the most out of life =) | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Takes one to know one | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | your mom | | |
| Maj. Payne | Its Pain time! | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Spank the monkey | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Does she rape ape? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Where to? | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | 2 Heads are better than 1 3 heads are better then two 4 heads are better than 3 exc... | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Fore= Mass x Acceleration -Albert Einstein | | |
| Maj. Payne | Assume- makes an ass out of you and me | | |
| Maj. Payne | It's not funny when someone gets hurt; it's hilarious. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Payne's world, Party on, Excellent | | |
| Maj. Payne | No Payne, no game! | | |
| Maj. Payne | "It takes 2 to lie. One to lie and one to listen."-Homer J. Simpson | | |
| Maj. Payne | On the first day of Christmas thats such a Pain to me................. | | |
| Maj. Payne | "honestly what idiot would hop around in a middle of a battle?" | | |
| Maj. Payne | rule # 1. always (pause) I mean never... | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | "Look theres a message in my cereal, it says "OOOO" -Peter Griffith "Those are cherios peter" -The Dog person lol "Oh" -Peter Griffith | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Oxcie Moron: "Jumbo Shimp" | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Oxcie Moron: "Your PREETY UGLY" | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | "The head is where it's at" | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | "Honestly it's the ones you mostly trust do dumb things and the ones you least trust are trustable" -Captain Jack Sparrow | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | "Take risks, and you will be rewarded" -Don Maron | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | Your mom is so fat when I looked at her I thought there was a solor eclipse | | |
| Windigo | The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. --Herbert Spencer | | |
| Windigo | "No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions." - Charles Steinmetz | | |
| Windigo | Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time. | | |
| Windigo | "You may find me one day dead in a ditch somewhere, but by God, you'll find me in a pile of brass." Trooper M. Padgett | | |
| Windigo | "It's weird that we forget that in a few years all we have to look back on is what we're doing now." Josie Siegler | | |
| Windigo | By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends. | | |
| Windigo | Cow dung is good for chapped lips. Well... actually, it doesn't help the chap any, but it does keep you from licking your lips and making it worse | | |
| Windigo | "If there's something that you want to hear, You can sing it yourself." -Gillian Welch | | |
| Windigo | Only a fool would refuse to believe in luck. Only a damn fool would rely on it | | |
| Windigo | "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." -- John Dryden | | |
| Windigo | "If you put the government in charge of the desert, there would be a sand shortage within ten years." - A very wise man | | |
| Windigo | "Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible." -- M.C. Escher | | |
| Maj. Payne | "I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T....I mean S-M-A-R-T"-Homer J. Simpson | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | uh... uhm... yeah... | | |
| the muffin man | want a muffin? | | |
| the muffin man | It's only gay if I like it, and i like it. Tuan Huynh | | |
| the muffin man | I am Mojo Jojo because there can be only one Mojo Jojo and that is me Mojo Jojo. | | |
| the muffin man | V-China | | |
| the muffin man | Don't you wake up in the morning and want to punch yourself in the face for having really bad hair? | | |
| the muffin man | Bob De Beauda is de bes beauda in de wuh! | | |
| the muffin man | 3 best friends are on a road trip to Las Vegas. During the trip their car broke down; they didnt have a cell phone and the freeway was empty of cars. Out in the distance was a home in the middle of the desert. One of the best friends said, "Dude im fuckin' scared out here. Lets go to that house and see if anyone is there." His friends agreed. They get to the house and knock on the door. When the door opens an old ladie came out. " What are you young men doing out this late at night?" they said, "Our car broke down. Can we use your phone?" She said yes. The friend leaves to use the phone and comes back with the news. He finds out that someone could help them by next morning. "Can we have a place to sleep in your house maam?" She replyed "Yes, but i have only one room available and one bed." The young men didn't mind, so they went to the room and and all slept on the bed. "Ahhh!!" one of guys yelled. the guy on the left of the bed said, "Dude i had the craziest dream. I dreamt someone was jerking me off." The guy on the right of the bed said, "Dude me too!" The guy in the middle said, "I had a dream i was skiing." | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | Real war heros make risks! | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | all men are equal, except those who dont think that! | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO, KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES! | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | IN AN INSTANT THEY WERE DUST | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | TRUE HEROS ARE NEVER FORGOTEN BUT THOSE WHO ARE AFRAID DESOLVE IN AN INSTANT. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | IF WE DIE WE DIE WITH HONOR. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | DIE TRYING BUT DONT DIE UNTRYING. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | NOT ONE STEP BAK WE FIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRIES FREEDOM AND LIBERTY. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | GET DOWN DAMNIT THERE FIRERING AT US | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | UNCLE SAM WANTS U TO FIGHT | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | THEY WANT TO KILL US SO BE IT BUT WERE NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT AND FIGHT WE SHAL AND IF WE SUCCED WE ARE TRUE HEROS IN WAR | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | COME GET US | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | MOVE IN THE ENEMY IS WEAKENED | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | "LETS ROLL,"...heros of flight 93 on 9/11 | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | we man go down but are spirits are higher than ever | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | proud to be free and american | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | come get some | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | if u think ur going to be shot and die in war and at the same time u wont move ur ass to another spot in battle, well then dying will soon be coming from a rifel of the enemy | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | death squad returns and is ready to kick some ass along the way to victory | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | WAR IS HELL | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | PEACE ONLY COMES WHEN A MAJOR HIGH PERSON DIES AND THE WHOLE MILITARY FALLS APART ONLY THEN PEACE WILL COME | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | AMMO i need ammo over here | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | In thinking of America, I sometimes find myself admiring her bright blue sky-her grand old woods-her fertile fields-her beautiful rivers-her mighty lakes and star-crowned mountains. But my rapture is soon checked when I remember that all is cursed with the infernal spirit of slave-holding and wrong; When I remember that with the waters of her noblest rivers, the tears of my brethren are borne to the ocean, disregarded and forgotten; That her most fertile fields drink daily of the warm blood of my outraged sisters, I am filled with unutterable loathing. Frederick Douglass | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. Albert Einstein | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | Either war is obsolete or men are. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | if men had to eat what the y killed in war there woulnt be one | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | people who like war like it because they werent in it | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | follow orders and go to vistory | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | u think u could shoot someone in war in an instant well go to war and see how scared u are and what thoughts are going through ur mind when ur pointing that gun at them. | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | come get some of this u scared freak! | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | today is the day that we fight for freedom | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | there going to rue the day i mean it really they are going to rue the day. from twister the move | | |
| Tristan | "I don't kill for pleasure. Unlike some." -Galahad "Well you should try it some time. Might get a taste for it." -Tristan | | |
| Maj. Payne | They are saying, "The Generals learnt their lessons in the last war. There are going to be no wholesale slaughters." I ask, how is wictory possible except wholesale slaughters?- Evelyn Waugh, October 1939 | | |
| Maj. Payne | "My men can eat their belts, but my tanks gotta have gas." General George S. Patton | | |
| Maj. Payne | "I am being attacked on both fronts, but not by the germans" George S. Patton | | |
| Maj. Payne | "For mother-Russia comrades. Do not turn your back on her!" CoD | | |
| Maj. Payne | "OWW my nose and lips!"- From movie Dodgeball | | |
| smithman89 | "Beavis, You'd better have insurance, Cuz i'm gonna kick your ass!"- Butthead | | |
| Maj. Payne | Its just a flesh wound. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Happy New Year to all HP members!!- from the person who hasnt joined the clan but loves ur server, {BP}Payne[sgt] | | |
| Maj. Payne | Pain is temporarily, Pride is forever. | | |
| LZ-Xray | Why Johnny , u look like someone just walked over your grave ......Doc Holliday | | |
| Capt. WiNtErS | payn u should apply for that HP red tag go to www.happy-penguin.com and apply for it | | |
| Dr. Killpatient | while sliding down the bannister of life may all the splinters be in your favor | | |
| LZ-Xray | Go ahead...Skin it....Skin that smokewagon and see what happens (Wyatt Earp) | | |
| Maj. Payne | Guns dont kill people, I kill people.-person who kills people | | |
| Maj. Payne | Wait...um..uhuh..yeah...yeah i got an idea. Movie-Dumb and Dumber | | |
| smithman89 | I'm in no condition to drive... WAIT a minute, i shouldn't listen to myself, i'm drunk...- Homer Simpson | | |
| smithman89 | I would put the money in my room, but there's a evil monkey living in my closet... The sad part is he wasn't always evil.- Chris Griffin | | |
| smithman89 | Too many people use thompsons, i like to think outside the box... BAR all the way! | | |
| smithman89 | Where'd ya get that hand grenade? ...I don't Know- Brick | | |
| smithman89 | When I take your healthpack, I steal your soul... | | |
| smithman89 | That person is so n00bish that he cant set his hacks up correctly.-Hey Blinkin' | | |
| Maj. Payne | English pshhh who needs it. Im never going to England. Homer J. Simpson | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | josh king in a box | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | we didnt start the fire | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | he's so gay that he can put a lisp in cracker | | |
| smithman89 | I feel sorry for the american soldier named Jerry during WWII | | |
| Maj. Payne | "My mama said that stupid is as stupid does" Forest Gump | | |
| []HP[]PenguinUSA | "Ewwww bop bop bop bop" | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | Pigeons should not eat chilli | | |
| Maj. Payne | There are two things I hate in this world. Peoople who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch. Austn Powers: Goldmember | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Hello............ | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | HO HO HO EAT ME | | |
| Maj. Payne | "Yo quiero Taco Bell" Payne's spanish class | | |
| 4_Star_General | Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. ~John F. Kennedy, 1961 | | |
| 4_Star_General | Where you come from is not nearly as important as where you're going. | | |
| Cccknballs | Why Fart And Waist it, When You Can Burp And Taste It | | |
| Cccknballs | Theres a Party In Your Mouth And Everybodys Cummin'! | | |
| Milk * Man | Got Milk? | | |
| Dr Evil | Holy cow I think I just wet myself | | |
| Maj. Payne | "Party on Payne" | | |
| PissedWookie | If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel......start shooting, you will make just enough light to find your way. -PissedWookie | | |
| PissedWookie | You will shoot your eye out kid. | | |
| smithman89 | "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in Flap-Jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"- Colonel Campbell | | |
| Maj. Payne | "Goosfraba..goosfraba." Anger Management | | |
| Maj. Payne | Be patient, you will achieve things, be impatient and you'll achieve things faster. | | |
| Scourge | Cocaine makes it hard to enjoy life without cocaine | | |
| smithman89 | Why did the dinosaurs die??? | | |
| SS Hauptman Meyer | "Good...Bad, I'm the guy with the gun!" Ash AOD | | |
| smithman89 | Situation: You have a flamethrower... Wow, you have a flamethrower!- ADD at its best! | | |
| Maj. Payne | Things you shouldnt say to your loved one on Valentines day-"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| BlackHawk | Its My Game So Shut The Fuck Up | | |
| BlackHawk | Cant Beet Them Join Em | | |
| Maj. Payne | Crucifixion ? Could be worse..... | | |
| Maj. Payne | He who hesitates, is lost. | | |
| Pliers McJones | EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE, THERE'S A LOBSTER LOOSE! | | |
| xdarkx | Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head... | | |
| xdarkx | darkness will take over all who inhale its depths of prosperity | | |
| xdarkx | respect your friends but always cherish your enemies | | |
| xdarkx | scares heal, glory fades, and all thats left are the memories made... | | |
| xdarkx | pain is only temporary but pride is forever | | |
| xdarkx | insults only take over when someone is listening, dont let them get to you, be strong, be happy, ingnor the fucks that have harsh things to say. | | |
| xdarkx | lifes short so go on and live it how you want, dont let onthers power your life, just beware of the consequences your actions attract | | |
| Maj. Payne | The 9 asses :1.kickin' ass. 2.haulin' ass. 3.bad ass. 4.kissin' ass. 5. dumb ass. 6.bare ass. 7.ass backwards. 8. pain in the ass. 9.ass-of-nine | | |
| Maj. Payne | "Wise Ass Saloon, where great minds drink alike" abercrombie & fitch | | |
| smithman89 | ill take the pen-is mightier for 200- SNL | | |
| Maj. Payne | Humans-1life. Cats-9 lives. CoD multiplayer soldiers- infinite lives | | |
| Maj. Payne | Got pain? | | |
| PissedWookie | Men are like computers....Its not the size of your hard drive that matters, its how much RAM you have. -PissedWookie | | |
| smithman89 | Roses are RED, your army is DUST, all your base are belong to US! | | |
| Maj. Payne | Enthusiasm is one of the most powerful engines of success. When you do a thing, do it with all your might...and you will accomplish your objective.-Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Maj. Payne | We live in a world of possibilities...when we believe it, we'll see it.-Dewitt Jones | | |
| Maj. Payne | Do what you can, with what you have,where you are.-Theodore Roosevelt | | |
| Maj. Payne | The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory.-Cicero | | |
| 4_Star_General | Live by my sights and you die by my sights. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune, but great minds rise above it.-Washington Irving | | |
| Maj. Payne | Operator, can i get the number for 911- Homer J. Simpson | | |
| Rabid Monkey | Get off my server you fag! | | |
| Rabid Monkey | You assholes have to many quotes, get a life, three quotes per person, not 30, you losers | | |
| Maj. Payne | WTF? this is a quote page we can many quotes we want!!!!! | | |
| Tristan | Lock horns. I push and I strive. Somehow, I feel more alive. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Out of all the other english words starting with "F" , FUCK is the only word referred as the "F" word- eBaum's World | | |
| smithman89 | Guns dont kill people; bullets do, duh | | |
| smithman89 | Call of Duty PC Game: 50$, Call of Duty: United Offensive Expansion Pack: 30$, The Ability to Die and Come Back to Life: Priceless... | | |
| >HP<SGT.O'HARA | AIR STRIKE IS JUST A REALLY SLOW PANZER!!!! | | |
| >HP<SGT.O'HARA | Its with hate i kill you, but i jib you with love ; ) | | |
| >HP<SGT.O'HARA | This game needs SPIDERS. i love to kill nature..... | | |
| >HP<SGT.O'HARA | Please repeat message, your coming in broken and stupid! | | |
| Maj. Payne | Umm.. can you repeat the part when you said those umm things- Homer J. Simpson | | |
| PissedWookie | Happy Penguin is just like McDonalds, we have both SERVED billions! - PissedWookie | | |
| janx | No good deed goes unpunished...'Rules of Acquisition - #136' | | |
| janx | "Power is not given...IT'S TAKEN." ( FROM PUNKS LIKE YOU! Muhahahhaaha) | | |
| Maj. Payne | No man is free who is not a master of himself-Epictetus | | |
| GRANDMA | People on HPC tell me that I complain and whine too much. BULLSHIT! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!? | | |
| smithman89 | "Wondertwin powers ACTIVATE!!! , Peter, we got these in a box of frankenberry." - Brian Griffin | | |
| smithman89 | Popeyes chicken is fucking awesome!!! - Little Nicky | | |
| Maj. Payne | K-mart sucks | | |
| >HP<SGT.O'HARA | WTF? | | |
| >HP<SGT.O'HARA | "Uncommon valor was a common virtue"-Fleet Admiral Chester Nimitz,1945 | | |
| SS Hauptman Meyer | "Michael Moore and I actually have something in common. We both enjoy living in a country with freedom of expression. But, Michael, if you ever show up on my doorstep, I'll kill you."-Clint Eastwood | | |
| Spud | "From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee." | | |
| Spud | Everyone on the internet needs to calm the fuck down... | | |
| Spud | "So shall it be written, so shall it be done!" | | |
| Spud | You have to ask yourself, "What would Tucker do?" | | |
| pmrdeathinjune | "Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett | | |
| Maj. Payne | protect ur nuts | | |
| xdarkx | k-mart kame apart | | |
| smithman89 | Nuke-ya-ler, its pronounced nuke-ya-ler - Homer Simpson | | |
| smithman89 | Hey, I didnt get brain damagea dad adada daadadammmmmm - Homer Simpson | | |
| Enchantress | AND...............I'm supposed to care WHY? | | |
| matrixman | War is Hell, You can only go up to victory... | | |
| smithman89 | Brothers in Arms is just Band of Brothers, with arms | | |
| Disturbed | When they are dying tell them a riddle. And when they laugh, let the Gods of Nature finish what we have started. | | |
| smithman89 | Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmes - Abe Simpson | | |
| smithman89 | Roflcopter!!!!! | | |
| smithman89 | /kill, it always works! | | |
| Hessian_Aggression | THROW THE GRENADE NOT THE PIN!!! -Casualty of War | | |
| smithman89 | Did you remember to return ALL of the guns? -Homer Simpson | | |
| killing_josh | Time do DIE little allies! | | |
| Maj. Payne | One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one. -Agatha Christie | | |
| Maj. Payne | Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.-Abraham Lincoln | | |
| Maj. Payne | Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. -Sun-tzu | | |
| Maj. Payne | You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. -Will Rogers | | |
| Maj. Payne | A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week. -George S. Patton | | |
| Maj. Payne | Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. -George S. Patton | | |
| Maj. Payne | The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts. -Omar Bradley | | |
| Maj. Payne | What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. -Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| Maj. Payne | Looks like somebody has the case of the Mondays hehe. -Office Space | | |
| smithman89 | i think biting your thumb is the 17th century equivilant of flickin someone off | | |
| smithman89 | "I believe you have my stapler..." - Office Space | | |
| Molson Canadian | That what you fear the most can only meet you hafe way | | |
| smithman89 | "If it's not a 'Shat', It's not a hat!" - William Shatner | | |
| 4_Star_General | Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. | | |
| 4_Star_General | In war there is no prize for the runner-up | | |
| 4_Star_General | It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. | | |
| 4_Star_General | So long as there are men there will be wars | | |
| 4_Star_General | WAR! - Huuuh - What is it good for? Absolutely nothing | | |
| 4_Star_General | What's the use of sending a $2 million missile into a $10 tent to hit a camel in the butt? | | |
| 4_Star_General | I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. | | |
| smithman89 | They misread my pee...THEY MISREAD MY PEE... - Homer Simpson | | |
| PissedWookie | Im a little post whore, short and stout, here is my keyboard here is my mouse, log me in and ban me out, ill spam your forum all to crap -Pissed Wookie | | |
| PorkForIslam | Got Pork? | | |
| Capt. Aston | ...it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you. | | |
| Capt. Aston | The world must be made safe for democracy | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | What the fucking hell? | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Are you fucking kidding me? | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Silly Faggot Dicks are for Chicks | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | What is the point of having a life in war, when there will be no end. | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Is there a meaning of life, no there isn't cause sumday we will all be dead but we try to stay healthy anyways. | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | LETS JUST FUCKING KILL HITLER-Harry Truman | | |
| smithman89 | Three miles up... And three miles down. - Band of Brothers: Currahee | | |
| smithman89 | Why did the SS and the Nazi party spend all their funds on the Eagle's Nest, if Hitler was afraid of heights??? | | |
| smithman89 | Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........NEW POPE! | | |
| THEMOOSE | It ain't a party till the mOOsE shows up | | |
| Bay Yorker | Ego sum insane , tamen vos must vultus ultra insanity video vidi visum indoles. | | |
| Maj. Payne | everyone is entitled to their own stupid dumbass opinion-my grandpa | | |
| Maj. Payne | The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire-Murphy's military laws | | |
| Maj. Payne | If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU!-murphy's military laws | | |
| Maj. Payne | Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you-Murphy's military laws | | |
| Maj. Payne | The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at-Murphy's military laws | | |
| Maj. Payne | Incoming fire has the right of way-Murphy's military laws | | |
| smithman89 | So... Whats your take on nuclear non-proliferation North Korea??? | | |
| silent assasin | well spank my ass and call me charlie!!!! | | |
| smithman89 | Go my minions... And explode on contact! | | |
| Unsung Hero | If you want to /kill, I wont hold it against you. | | |
| Bay Yorker | Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know. - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | Broader and deeper we must write our annals, from an ethical reformation, from an influx of the ever new, ever sanative conscience, if we would trulier express our central and wide-related nature, instead of this old chronology of selfishness and pride to which we have too long lent our eyes. Already that day exists for us, shines in on us at unawares, but the path of science and of letters is not the way into nature. The idiot, the Indian, the child, and unschooled farmer's boy, stand nearer to the light by which nature is to be read, than the dissector or the antiquary. - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | The difference between men is in their principle of association. Some men classify objects by color and size and other accidents of appearance; others by intrinsic likeness, or by the relation of cause and effect. The progress of the intellect is to the clearer vision of causes, which neglects surface differences. To the poet, to the philosopher, to the saint, all things are friendly and sacred, all events profitable, all days holy, all men divine. For the eye is fastened on the life, and slights the circumstance. Every chemical substance, every plant, every animal in its growth, teaches the unity of cause, the variety of appearance. - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great. - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence. - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | We make war that we may live in peace. — Aristotle | | |
| Bay Yorker | War is a continuation of politics by other means. — Karl Von Clausewitz | | |
| Bay Yorker | The most persistent sound which reverberates through man's history is the beating of war drums. — Arthur Koestler | | |
| Bay Yorker | In wartime truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies. — Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | If we give up all future wars we must give up our empires and all hope of empire. — Georges Clemenceau | | |
| Bay Yorker | So long as there are men there will be wars — Albert Einstein | | |
| Bay Yorker | War is the mother of invention. But who is the father? — Gerhard Kocher | | |
| Bay Yorker | Sweat saves blood. — Erwin Rommel | | |
| Bay Yorker | I have seen war. I have seen war on land and sea. I have seen blood running from the wounded. I have seen the dead in the mud. I have seen cities destroyed. I have seen children starving. I have seen the agony of mothers and wives. I hate war. — Franklin Delano Roosevelt | | |
| Bay Yorker | All serious daring starts from within. —-Harriet Beecher Stowe | | |
| Bay Yorker | Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius -— and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction. —-Albert Einstein | | |
| Bay Yorker | Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed immaturity. Immaturity is the inability to use one's understanding without guidance from another. This immaturity is self-imposed when its cause lies not in the lack of understanding, but in the lack of resolve and courage to use it without guidance from another. Have courage to use your own understanding! --Immanuel Kant | | |
| Bay Yorker | "It requires more courage to suffer than to die." -- Napoléon Bonaparte | | |
| Bay Yorker | Like timidity, courage too, is contagious. --Munshi Premchand | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate." - Sun Tzu | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - Sun Tzu | | |
| Bay Yorker | In the defense of our nation, a president must be a clear-eyed realist. There are limits to the smiles and scowls of diplomacy. Armies and missiles are not stopped by stiff notes of condemnation. They are held in check by strength and purpose and the promise of swift punishment. - George W. Bush | | |
| Bay Yorker | As hope kindles hope, millions more will find it. By our efforts, we have lit a fire as well— a fire in the minds of men. It warms those who feel its power, it burns those who fight its progress, and one day this untamed fire of freedom will reach the darkest corners of our world. - George W. Bush | | |
| Bay Yorker | We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look. - Ronald W. Reagan | | |
| Bay Yorker | Above all, we must realize that no arsenal or no weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. - Ronald W. Reagan | | |
| Bay Yorker | The price for this freedom at times has been high, but we have never been unwilling to pay the price. - Ronald W. Reagan | | |
| THEMOOSE | mOOsE owns all!!!! | | |
| Corp.Snipemag | This is just another qoute by another guy, but by all means, stop picking your nose; it degrades us all | | |
| silent assasin | people take life with a pinch of salt, i take mine with a pinch of salt...........a wedge of lime,and a shot of tequlia! | | |
| WonderGamer | It just keeps getting better... | | |
| WonderGamer | Ask not what your gun can do for you, but what you can blow the shit out of with your gun. | | |
| WonderGamer | Blood? Sweat? It's all the same to me. Either way, YOU DIE!!! | | |
| Molson Canadian | You better buy more beer because i'm getting wasted. | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | WOULD YOU LIKE A LOLLIPOP? | | |
| HPJoRgE | random noob-"How do I heal?" Me-"in console, type /bind w kill" | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | PIERCE, MY SISTER WANTS LOLLIPOPS! | | |
| HPEnchantedButtToile | Fuck those damn idiots trying to run up the ass of the crack in someones ass - Idiot Who Makes No Sense | | |
| smithman89 | A flying rock!!! Someone call a geologist! - Homer Simpson | | |
| The Cadfather | "There are only two types of people on the battlefield, the quick, and the dead." My senior Drill Sgt. at Ft. Benning, GA infantry school | | |
| The Cadfather | God may have created man, but Sam Colt made men equal. | | |
| The Cadfather | If you run , you'll only die tired... sniper school quote | | |
| LZ-Xray | I'm Your Huckleberry | | |
| Krimson Hitman | "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." -- Dave Barry | | |
| silent assasin | a man fell from the top of the empire states building,as he passed the 23rd floor someone shouted from a window "are you allright?" to which he responded "so far,so good!" | | |
| cApT.nIxOn166 | "You owe me one Jelly donut"-Full Metal Jacket | | |
| Cpt.Cyberwolf | This is a random quote | | |
| Cpt.Cyberwolf | "Officer, will you hold my beer so i can get my license?" | | |
| Cpt.Cyberwolf | Cpt.CyberWolf-"Dude, wheres my jeep?" | | |
| Cpt.Cyberwolf | "Where too?" | | |
| Cpt.Cyberwolf | "Get in the jeep!" (to the mines!) | | |
| Cpt.Cyberwolf | My brother-"What does this button do?" | | |
| Cpt.Cyberwolf | me-"Nice shot n00b" | | |
| Cpt.Cyberwolf | a sighn my parents bought and stuck in my fornt yard-"Virture is its own reward" | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few." - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living." - General Omar Bradley | | |
| Bay Yorker | "It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." - General Douglas MacArthur | | |
| Bay Yorker | "In war, you win or lose, live or die-and the difference is just an eyelash." - General Douglas MacArthur | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war." - General Douglas MacArthur | | |
| Bay Yorker | "They died hard, those savage men - like wounded wolves at bay. They were filthy, and they were lousy, and they stunk. And I loved them." - General Douglas MacArthur | | |
| Bay Yorker | "We must be prepared to make heroic sacrifices for the cause of peace that we make ungrudgingly for the cause of war. There is no task that is more important or closer to my heart." - Albert Einstein | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background, the countless minor scenes and interiors of the secession war; and it is best they should not. The real war will never get in the books." - Walt Whitman | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending." - Abraham Lincoln | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Death solves all problems - no man, no problem." - Joseph Stalin | | |
| Bay Yorker | "In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance." - Joseph Stalin | | |
| Bay Yorker | "It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." - Ernest Hemingway | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived andhow he died that distinguish one man from another." - Ernest Hemingway | | |
| Bay Yorker | "All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers." - Francois Fenelon | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." - Napoleon Bonaparte | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country." - Bertrand Russell | | |
| Bay Yorker | "He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat." - Napoleon Bonaparte | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There's a graveyard in northern France where all the dead boys from D-Day are buried. The white crosses reach from one horizon to the other. I remember looking it over and thinking it was a forest of graves. But the rows were like this, dizzying, diagonal, perfectly straight, so after all it wasn't a forest but an orchard of graves. Nothing to do with nature, unless you count human nature." - Barbara Kingsolver | | |
| Bay Yorker | "If we don't end war, war will end us." - H. G. Wells | | |
| Bay Yorker | "From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity." - Edvard Munch | | |
| Bay Yorker | "He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere." - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib | | |
| Bay Yorker | "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - George Gordon Byron, "The Destruction of Sennacherib" | | |
| Bay Yorker | "They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason." - Ernest Hemmingway | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell. You can bear this warning voice to generations yet to come. I look upon war with horror." - General William Tecumseh Sherman | | |
| Bay Yorker | "War is as much a punishment to the punisher as it is to the sufferer." - Thomas Jefferson | | |
| Bay Yorker | "War would end if the dead could return." - Stanley Baldwin | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter." - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result." - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." - Winston Churchill | | |
| Bay Yorker | "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." - Franklin D. Roosevelt | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The real and lasting victories are those of peace, and not of war." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | "The characteristic of a genuine heroism is its persistency. All men have wandering impulses, fits and starts of generosity. But when you have resolved to be great, abide by yourself, and do not weakly try to reconcile yourself with the world. The heroic cannot be the common, nor the common the heroic." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Better to fight for something than live for nothing." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever." - Thomas A. Edison | | |
| Bay Yorker | "There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit." - Napoleon Bonaparte | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts." - Cicero | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment." - Andre Maurois | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air." - John Quincy Adams | | |
| Bay Yorker | "Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being." - Kahlil Gibran, "The Voice of the Poet | | |
| Bay Yorker | "He conquers who endures." - Persius | | |
| Bay Yorker | "You know the real meaning of peace only if you have been through the war." - Kosovar | | |
| BlackHawk | Leave No man BeHind | | |
| Maj. Payne | Killin' is my business people, and business is gooood!- Major Payne | | |
| Maj. Payne | Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL!-Major Payne | | |
| Maj. Payne | You're still a shit sandwich. You're just not a soggy one. From this moment, you are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots!- Major Payne | | |
| Maj. Payne | One! Don't you feel dumb. Two! Look at you. Three! Don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you into the ground.- Major Payne | | |
| Maj. Payne | Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.- Major Payne | | |
| Maj. Payne | If he ain't dead, he ain't happy!- Major Payne | | |
| Maj. Payne | Major Payne reporting for duty, SIR!- Major Payne | | |
| Slingblade21 | There is no reason to be screaming medic.. The guy shooting at you is your only hope of healing. | | |
| Slingblade21 | Officer, I was just on my way to the police station now.. I stole this car and I shot the man and put him in my trunk.. When you thought I was drunk, my bottle fell under the brake, and I just dropped my joint. | | |
| HPJoRgE | "hey Jack, (moans) yours is so big and bulky! Oh! And mine is just so tiny (heavy breathing)" -ASTON | | |
| Lil' Jack Horner | Keep in mind that just because you're silly enough to allow your child to play and post online is no reason for me to curtail myself for the sake of your child. The way I see it if you (the parent) believe that your child is old enough to play a game rated M for mature (with a huge fucking disclaimer on it about online content) then you can rest assured that your little darlings are subject to learning a whole new vocabulary. As a matter of fact are you parents aware that your children are probably also looking at hardcore porn featuring whatever dastardly deeds a man can do to defile a woman and vice-versa? Now if the fact that junior is learning a whole new language, all while surfing the net for "Farm Animal Follies", and you are not disturbed, don't question why your kid grows up to be the next Ted Bundy or a serial rapist. Get a clue already and get more active in your kids lives. | | |
| WonderGamer | Want not more than is within reach, for trying to obtain it may mean your life. | | |
| BlackHawk | kill them all there not worth shit | | |
| silent assasin | Austrailians suck at cricket!!!! | | |
| alex_14 | "I say go fuck ur self" | | |
| WonderGamer | To my fellow HP soldiers in battle: "Playing the game is best when with trusted allies." | | |
| silent assasin | "up your mom and round the corner" - random guy off dawnville | | |
| WonderGamer | Dictionary entry: Aim Bot: 1. A sorry substitute for skill. 2. A first-person shooter cheat for people with no skill. 3. A MOD prohibited for use on anti-cheat protected servers. | | |
| Double Dutch | BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! | | |
| the muffin man | "Eet Fell Down In Da Caw Pawk!!" so said Mr. Hands from Jackie Chan's Who Am I? | | |
| the muffin man | so take this advice, live by every word, love is just a hoax, so forget everything that you have heard - The Spill Canvas | | |
| the muffin man | Fate is an elegant, cold-hearted whore, She loves salting my wounds, Yes, she enjoys nothing more - The Spill Canvas | | |
| the muffin man | Never give up, never surrender! - captain Taggert | | |
| Bay Yorker | "I hate RPG's...I dont see whats so great about pretending you're a fairy" - |HP|JoRgE | | |
| THEMOOSE | fuck you | | |
| Boss | "If a man does his best, what else is there?" - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "Courage is fear holding on a minute longer." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "You're never beaten until you admit it." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "If I win I can't be stopped! If I lose I shall be dead." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "It is the unconquerable nature of man and not the nature of the weapon he uses that ensures victory." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team.This individuality stuff is a bunch of bullshit." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "I dont give a damn about the color of your skin,just kill as many sons of bitches wearing green as you can." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men." - General George S. Patton | | |
| Boss | "It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." - General George S. Patton | | |
| SLIT_MY_FHROAT^27 | nub | | |
| Depressiveage | beati pauperes spiritu | | |
| Dr. Killpatient | It's better to be hated for what u are than to be loved for what u are not. words to live by. | | |
| rush_n_attack | Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve. | | |
| skeetor | Let me guess, the odds are against us, and the situation is grim - kirk | | |
| WonderGamer | Watch what you call others, for that is what you look at in the mirror. | | |
| Krimson Hitman | "Oh my god, Hitman, turn off your ninja hax" -- |HP|Bay Yorker | | |
| beetlekill | Lambs to the cannons! | | |
| LZ-Xray | NUB !! | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | HULKAMANIA IS DEAD, BROTHER!!! | | |
| General Chaos | What?! | | |
| General Chaos | Thats BULLSHIT!! | | |
| Hell-Mutt | Losers always whine about doing their best, winners go home and f**k the prom queen. -Sean Connery in 'The Rock' | | |
| smithman89 | I thought of a way to tell if you have a curse, when you open a box of toothpicks and all of the toothpicks fly out at you and stick in your face. | | |
| smithman89 | .................................................................................................................................................................................................Im lagging. - Smithman89 | | |
| smithman89 | Chuck Norris can divide by Zero | | |
| Molson Canadian | pash me another tarbender | | |
| GRANDMA | I'll let you drive my car if you let me drive your sister. ZING! | | |
| lunchMEAT | Policeman "He's making a break for it - get him!", Fry "No I wasn't, I was picking my nose!", Policeman "He's picking his nose - get him!" | | |
| lunchMEAT | another day just working for the man. Even if it is a hot, sexy, female man. | | |
| lunchMEAT | It a hell of a thing to kill a man. Takin away all he's got, all he's ever gonna have. | | |
| lunchMEAT | "Cocaine's a hell of a drug" Rick James | | |
| (pf)Hurricane | Sorry about YOUR luck!!! | | |
| Molson Canadian | The bottom line is money, nobody gives a fuck, 4000 hungry children leave us per hour, from starvation.While billions are spent on bombs, Creating death showers. | | |
| NtjstapnK | "Son rings don't plug holes"-My Dad | | |
| PACMAN | If your lagging and you know it clap your hands! | | |
| kronikazi | SIMMAAAAAH!!!!...add it up...simmah plus DOWN...divided by NAH...equals SIMMAH DOWN NAH!!! now SIMMAH DOWN NAH!!!! -Nadine (SNL) | | |
| kronikazi | How do you like the BUCK SCENTED TEA BAG my friend? | | |
| kronikazi | satooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! (_*_) | | |
| Molson Canadian | Hey Paul remember when you were in The Beatles? ....that was awesome | | |
| CAPT.SPEIRS | The world Depended on them and They Depended on eachother | | |
| CAPT.SPEIRS | There was a Time when Ordinary men were Asked to Do Extrodinary things | | |
| CAPT.SPEIRS | Fix em;, Flank em', Kill em' | | |
| WonderGamer | Live on, play hard. WonderGamer out! | | |
| General Chaos | Care of Aussie and Pierce "PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED PLAYER KICKED! MEMBER JOINED" | | |
| The Ratt Mann | Ya can't grill it ..Til ya kill it! | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | Scourge owns Pierce like someone owns a home in New Orleans | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | "DRINK THE KOOL AID BITCH DRINK" | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | "fat chicks are like scooters their both fun to ride until ur friends see you on them" | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | live in ur world get pwnd in mine | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | mmmmmmnnnnnnnnn nothin like a fresh t-bag in the morning | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | how do you use medpacs? how do you heal yourself---some dumb noob | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | a great man once said"IF SOMETHING IS TO HARD TO DO THEN ITS NOT WORTH DOING"- Homer J. SIMPSON | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | I HATE THIS MAP- SOME WHINEY GAMER | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | live by the gun die by the gun-tupac shakur | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | every time u miss a shot god kills a kitten-ME | | |
| PissedWookie | Im standing in a cafeteria line getting some lunch. I pass the deserts and I ask one of the ladies behind the counter if that is nubcake. She says "no its german chocolate cake", and she asks me if I would like a piece. I said "no I was really in the mood for some nubcake, thanks anyway". As im moving down the cafeteria line the lady turns to one of the other server ladies and asks "what's nubcake". The other lady replies "I dont know, but I think it's made with coconut". | | |
| PissedWookie | One day I LOL'ed so hard I accidentally ROFLED. | | |
| PACMAN | nothing like sitting on the couch watching the "Simpsons" and having a glass of OJ.WAit!did that come out right? -me | | |
| PACMAN | you know you have a drinking problem when you name oyur pet after a liquor. -me | | |
| PACMAN | is it possible for your tooth to itch? | | |
| emoferret | So yea one day theres a dumpster and theres porno in it and thats it .. moral of the story is dont go running off with little boys smoking crack. | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | quik turn around | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | it sure is a good thing ammo is cheap. | | |
| The LoneGunMan | Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his. George S. Patton | | |
| hkhunter47 | ''Never argue with stupid people because they will bring you down to there level and beat you with expierence''-my brother | | |
| hkhunter47 | "There are too many stupid people in this world and not enough smart ones to eat them"-Carlos Mencia | | |
| hkhunter47 | "BOY!!! I WILL DROP YOU FASTER THAN MICHEAL JACKSON'S PANTS AT A BOYSCOUTT CONVENTION!!!! | | |
| hkhunter47 | guns don't kill people, boyfriends that come home early do..... | | |
| hkhunter47 | ''Sucess is not final,failure is not fatal,it is the courage to continue that counts''-Winston Churchill | | |
| hkhunter47 | ''There is no honorable way to kill,no gentle way to destroy.There is nothing good in war.Except its ending.''-Abraham Lincoln | | |
| hkhunter47 | "All that is necessary for evil to suceed is for good men to do nothing"-Edmund Burke | | |
| hkhunter47 | ''It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it''-General Dougless McAthur | | |
| hkhunter47 | ''Death solves all problems - no man,no problem''-Joseph Stalin | | |
| hkhunter47 | ''Older men declare war.But it is the youth that must fight and die.''-Herber Hoover | | |
| Murphy | "If anything can go wrong it will, and at the worst possible time" Murphy's Law | | |
| hkhunter47 | "If you think that fast food is running over a dear at 60mph,you might be a redneck"-Jeff Foxworthy | | |
| hkhunter47 | "Anyone with Numb Nutz loses"-Vassili | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | their is no such thing as evolution its just the animals chuck norris lets live. | | |
| Capt. ZoRRo! | If you slow down a bullet to about, say 50 miles, put some headlights on it and a horn, the deer will jump in front of the bullet - Ron White | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | LETS ALL TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND PLAY A GAME CALLED WHOS IN MY MOUTH?-dane cook | | |
| LZ-Xray | Way to shit urself !...(MAILMAN) LoL | | |
| HPGORILLA BISCUITS | I pledge no allegiance to the flag Of the undeniable mistak es of america Which to the plutocracy for which it stands So many nations and their gods have become invisible With liberty and justice reserved for a precious chosen few Let our allegiances lie with those betrayed by the facade For the calm is an illusion..."the struggle is not over...it assumes new forms" For no matter what the face no matter what the name It's still.....War ....The laws are silent in times of war --Trial "reflections" | | |
| HPGORILLA BISCUITS | Because you can't kill an idea, i will not be ruled...Because you can't kill an idea, we will not be ruled... by fear - Trial "War By Other Means" | | |
| Molson Canadian | I've come to know the cold, i think of it as home! when theres not enuff me to go around i'd rather be left alone. | | |
| Molson Canadian | drink beer and kick ass | | |
| hkhunter47 | in my life i know of only one cure for stupidity and it can be cured in three simple steps and for all of you stupid people at home this is it 1.find a bullet it doesnt matter what size it is just pick it up 2.now find a gun and put the bullet in the gun 3.shoot yourself in the head you should know if you do the steps right if blood comes out of your head | | |
| clacker | The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | "Hey Bert! Bend over baby! Who's your daddy? ERNIE IS!!" | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | NUB | | |
| WonderGamer | There goes your head! Now your dead. :P | | |
| WonderGamer | Random quote on 24/7 maps: "So when does the map change?" | | |
| Cryo | Doesn't matter if we are white, black, gay, lesbo, fat, skinny ................. We are the human race ............................... AND THE REST OF THEM ARE GERMANS ! ! ! | | |
| Cryo | Try to cross a hedgehog with snake ..................... BARBWIRE | | |
| Cryo | Irony : Soldiers fight battles, Generals win them ............ | | |
| Cryo | Reality check: If a pineapple falls in front of you and you start to run like hell, quit playing online wargames ! ! ! | | |
| LZ-Xray | bunch of nubs | | |
| hkhunter47 | trust is something that takes years to gain and only moments to lose | | |
| Slingblade21 | Lag | | |
| Slingblade21 | Damn wireless mouse!! It went out again, arggg! - SlingBlade | | |
| DeathBox | one time...at band camp...(insert what you want here)... | | |
| LZ-Xray | you talking to me...your Talking To Me.....YOU TALKING TO ME | | |
| Cryo | Merciless syrup, anyone ????????? | | |
| .HP.Covert Eagle | Woah, Waoh, Woah, Whoa, Whoa-Peter Griffen Family Guy | | |
| .HP.Covert Eagle | ima goode spelar! dunt yu tink so? | | |
| .HP.Covert Eagle | -_-tryface | | |
| DeathBox | No GUTS no GLORY | | |
| HPGORILLA BISCUITS | Syrup drip chin | | |
| Cryo | Don't make me bash U with a waffle ! ! ! | | |
| DeathBox | When he gets to hevens gate, to sait perer he will tell, one more soldier reporting sir, ive server my time in hell. | | |
| clacker | You sunk my battleship ! | | |
| clacker | If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." | | |
| clacker | Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | don't drink and drive you might spill your beer | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life. (jesus thats mean) | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | Lifes Tough, get a helmet! | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | Constipated People Don't Give A crap. | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | Illiterate? Write For Help | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE. | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | Roadhead cures Roadrage... | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | "You will be aroused by a shampoo comercial."--Homer J. Simpson | | |
| |HP| thE g()D | "Sorry officer, I swear to drunk im not god." | | |
| Mr. Bungle | "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg | | |
| Mr. Bungle | "Fignuts!" | | |
| Mr. Bungle | "Oh, you're back! You didn't miss much. One of them was dressed like a cheerleader and said she was 19, but she had a cesarian scar and her face had more lines on it than a mirror at Studio 54." - Dr. Venture | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | Being a crabby bitch is part of my charm | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | Easy there Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a zuchini | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | You Say I'm A BITCH Like It's A Bad Thing | | |
| Krotchy | Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle. - David Wooderson from Dazed and Confused | | |
| Krotchy | Here I was... Minding my own business... Enjoying my second amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!!! - P. Dude | | |
| Krotchy | Only my weapon understands me - P. Dude | | |
| Krotchy | Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? No seriously I want to know! - P. Dude | | |
| [slayer] | If it tastes like chicken, keep lickin! If it tastes like trout, pack up and get out!!!! | | |
| [slayer] | Where`s the beer!!!! | | |
| [slayer] | Fucking a fat chick is like riding a moped! It`s fun until your friends see! | | |
| Hell-Mutt | Take me drunk I'm home | | |
| HotShot | Hello. Good-bye. Go Die! | | |
| HotShot | Every morn brought forth a noble chance; Every chance brought forth a noble knight - Winston Churchill | | |
| HotShot | I'm good because you suck. | | |
| HotShot | The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger | | |
| HotShot | The quickest way to end a war is to lose it. - George Orwell | | |
| HotShot | Ow. | | |
| HotShot | Welcome to Happy Penguin. We don't bite. We smite. - HotShot | | |
| HotShot | Does your face hurt? 'Cause its hurting me! | | |
| HotShot | Your momma is so stupid, she thinks the English Channel is on TV! | | |
| hkhunter47 | "If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail"-A very wise man | | |
| HotShot | If you want the world to revolve around you, sit in a swivel chair. | | |
| gen.miller | hey look a pineapple(BOOM) | | |
| HotShot | How to kill yourself : Look in a mirror. | | |
| Krotchy | Right you are Ken! - MXC | | |
| gen.miller | llllllllllets go!-MXC | | |
| gen.miller | If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers...- Homer Simpson (_8^(I) | | |
| gen.miller | Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink | | |
| gen.miller | I think hangovers are the body's way of telling us we didn't drink enough to still be drunk when we woke up the next day | | |
| gen.miller | The following are some last words... | | |
| gen.miller | Rat poison only kills rats. | | |
| gen.miller | Are you pregnant or just plain fat? | | |
| gen.miller | Anybody in here have a match ? | | |
| gen.miller | But I thought you were my friend ? | | |
| gen.miller | Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars, those charging elephants look really far away ! | | |
| gen.miller | Cover me ! | | |
| gen.miller | Cut the red one ! | | |
| gen.miller | 'Don't try this at home', my ass. | | |
| gen.miller | Don't worry, it's not loaded. | | |
| gen.miller | He's probably just hibernating. | | |
| gen.miller | Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... | | |
| gen.miller | Hey, man, gimme a match. I can't see but I think my gas tank's empty. | | |
| gen.miller | Hmmm... tastes of almonds, yummy... | | |
| gen.miller | It says: "Achtung ! Minefield". That's German for "Welcome to Munich" isn't it ? | | |
| gen.miller | 3... 2... 1... Liftoff ! | | |
| gen.miller | It's OK, the gay guy with the boils just lent me his hypodermic needle. | | |
| HotShot | When you sleep, if they think you're in a coma, you're doing it right. | | |
| HotShot | If you mess up on asphalt, it's on your ass and it's your fault. | | |
| HotShot | I'm bored. Can you play the game of "Target" with me? | | |
| Mr. Bungle | Jesus loves you, but please be careful! He's HIV+ | | |
| Mr. Bungle | "Did you know that Ikea is a Swedish word meaning 'Good Luck putting this shit together right the first time'?" - Harland Williams | | |
| HotShot | Welcome to the nub club. | | |
| HotShot | Happiness is a bullet in Peter's head.... | | |
| HotShot | Advance. When you can no longer advance, hold your ground. When you can no longer hold your ground, die. | | |
| Cryo | "Bon sewer, Pierre ! !" - Hawkeye Pierce | | |
| rip | Murphy's law applications: When u survive 3 a/s at coal yard and evade the whole axis team at rock path, when u get at aa you will be panzerfaustered by the panzer camper posted at boxes | | |
| rip | The best defense is to have a good ofense, this don't mean "go noobs, leave alone the AA and let the allies pass thru everypath they find".. it means: " the cowards stay crouched at AA, the brave but useless keep the gates at coal yard and the Brave and smart ones goes for OPS" HIYA!!!!! | | |
| rip | These is real or is only a dream? ... someone has turn on the light, i'm in a white hall, with a ugly woman at my left side.. holy shit im getting married... help!!!... ahhhh.. oh oh, it was a dream... mmm, who the hell are u??? fuck it wasn't a dream, i really got married! | | |
| Cryo | "We shall not rest, untill the world has submitted to total waffle-ization !" - Black Waffle Brigade | | |
| HP Jen The Breeder | UNLESS I ASK FOR YOUR 2 CENTS DON'T GIVE IT!! | | |
| HP Jen The Breeder | OPIONINS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES EVERYBODY HAS ONE | | |
| Spankybunz | Stay Scared. Stay Smart. Stay Strong. Survive. | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | lets play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself!!! | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | YA bunch of retaaads- me | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | HEY HEY HEY smoke weed every day. | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | joe rogan thier is sumthin ya might not no about me. i smoke rocks- tyrone biggums | | |
| hpthakoolaidman | DO you want a he bitch man slap?-me | | |
| gen.miller | Uhhhhh....chicken??-me | | |
| gen.miller | random random random random random random random random random random random random random random random | | |
| HotShot | BANZAI!!! | | |
| HotShot | Damn Panzy-fausts. | | |
| hkhunter47 | I Only Drink, the Blood of my Enemies!!!-Sarge-Red Vs. Blue | | |
| hkhunter47 | Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.-Master Chief-Halo 2 | | |
| Krotchy | Democracy has been considered the worst form of government... Except for all others that have been tried before - Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| hkhunter47 | SWEET GIBLEY GIBLETS!!!! THE CHEMISTRY SET IS GONE!!!-Sarge-Red Vs. Blue | | |
| Slingblade21 | Who says you cant die to a sweet nice blade? | | |
| Slingblade21 | Death comes on swift swings. Just ask that man beside me. | | |
| Slingblade21 | There is no love chemistry between you and I. Theres just thousands of hot led coming towards your way from my general area. | | |
| Slingblade21 | Be the hunter, or be the hunted. Survival of the fittest. | | |
| Slingblade21 | Beer please. | | |
| Slingblade21 | I was just informed today, that you were to be executed by my fellow comrades. The death will be by a swift blade. | | |
| Hell-Mutt | "EVEN THE TEAMS!" <==a nub's lament | | |
| Hell-Mutt | Retreating? We're not retreating! We're just advancing in the other direction. | | |
| Thatguy | One tequila,Two tequila,Three tequila,....What the hell you waiting for..."Floor"....well I don't know what your waiting for but I want more =p | | |
| hkhunter47 | BOWCHICKABOWOW-Tucker-Red Vs. Blue | | |
| hkhunter47 | Dear Humanity, We regret being alien basterds, We regret coming to Earth, and we most definatly regret the corps just blew up OUR RAGGDY ASS FLEET!-Sarge-Halo 2 | | |
| hkhunter47 | Jesus is coming, look busy.-Johny English | | |
| hkhunter47 | When white people lose their power, they often panic. When black people lose their power they often plan it!!!-Dave Chapelle | | |
| hkhunter47 | I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!-Dave Chapelle | | |
| Blahr | ovular boats for castle moats | | |
| gen.miller | "i am so smart,i am so smart,S-M-R-T,i mean S-M-A-R-T!"-HOMER SIMPSON | | |
| Spud | Pierce sure likes raping the chute...wonder if thats a subliminal message... | | |
| Spud | Head out too far...go home in another car... | | |
| Spud | Move your meat, lose your seat... | | |
| Spud | Hey Krissak...SHOW YOUR TITS!!! | | |
| PissedWookie | Noobs are a lot like a slinky toy. They arent much good for anything, but theyre fun to push down the stairs. | | |
| hkhunter47 | Peter your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs-Bryant-Family Guy | | |
| hkhunter47 | ONCE YOU GO FAT YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK!!!-Fat Basterd-Austin Powers the Spy Who Shagged Me | | |
| hkhunter47 | C'MON GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!-Fat Basterd-Austin Powers the Spy Who Shagged Me | | |
| hkhunter47 | On Tuesday you get to wave your penis at traffic.-Peter Griffin-Family Guy | | |
| hkhunter47 | KISS THE FATTEST PART OF MY ASS!!!-Peter Griffin-Family Guy | | |
| HP-MeXiCaN | come to the light side we have wookies | | |
| HP-MeXiCaN | ONLY I CAN MAKE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD! | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | zee enemy is vegan! | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | Wookies pwn Hobbits! | | |
| Krotchy | Chunderstorm: n. a common occourance in theme parks when one allow little kids to ride rollercoasters after eating too many chili dogs, | | |
| LZ-Xray | I WANT MY NACHOS | | |
| rip | A chunder is a sign of two things: 1- Ur Beer is to warm, so get a cold one / 2- Your Beer is to warn and you too drunk to get a cold one, yield a pal to bring 2 cold ones (one for u and the other for him) | | |
| rip | To Get Chunderized is a common action when Creepshow gets Panzerfaustered at coal yard by RIP and Creep Screams : Damn, and RIP ask: Thanks | | |
| rip | a great heart is in most cases behind of a huge breast and always a man is behind a huge breast, so, a man who search a heart always find a breast | | |
| rip | we are not camping, we are a bunch of lazzy cowards axis ... When allies come to AA we probably run like crazy little white chicks in the bronx to the other side, and if time let us, we probably plant at ops ... | | |
| hkhunter47 | ......When my mind turns to you, I feel the moths of love flutter een my belly button!-Paper Mario the Thousand-Year Door | | |
| Cryo | :etouq modnaR | | |
| Molson Canadian | what else should i be? ....all apologies | | |
| rip | No eat meat to contribute with Wild Life is like a blowjob to prevent unwanted births ... Vegans Sux and we need more Cowbell Ribs with some french fries | | |
| rip | HACKER: expression to describe a Jeek who always to beat another Jeek, any question? ... Ask Bill Gates when Microsoft Kicks Machintosh Ass | | |
| creepy | Ohh noooo, plungered again!!! | | |
| creepy | Uhhhh Errrrr Mmmmm Rrrrrr, .....Medic! | | |
| creepy | Whats a panzer sound like right before it hits you?.....Noooooooooob!!!!!!! | | |
| flammer | always be nice on the HP servers or you culd hurt someones feelings | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | What chair? | | |
| ButtHair | Fire in the Hole! | | |
| HPGORILLA BISCUITS | Turn on your world sit back and relax all you need is an addiction at your own fingertips. See what they turned you into? The media covers us in fear telling us we cant compete wit the outside world better to stay inside because we have everything you need. Take a look outside and see what they dont want you to see pelted by violent images afraid to live our lives beyond these four walls. Destined to become no more than ratings, never break the grip they have on you.---chokehold | | |
| HPGORILLA BISCUITS | Why does the law view women as little less than human? Why are their lives worthless than the property of the state? You know your country is sick when you get more for robbery than you do for rape. Yet it happened before our very eyes we allow these laws to exist. There is a greater value put on money than on human life. And still we sit passively? We let these laws classify us into men, women, and black and white. They discriminate by dropping the label of human, and stripping away our rights. Until we realize everyone is equal, nothing is going to change. How much longer can we afford these laws to stay the same? Not a minute longer because our lives are at risk. They dont give a fuck about you! The system is full of shit how can stealing money even compare to the crime or rape? These laws are not for people, they only benefit the state. -- Chokehold | | |
| HP-MeXiCaN | Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.Horses are hung like Chuck Norris | | |
| hkhunter47 | AHHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME JEWISH GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME TOM CRUISE!!!!!!!!!! USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT TO HELP ME GET THIS FIRE OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME OPRAH WINFREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby | | |
| hkhunter47 | I'd like to thank the Lord for my two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger-Taladega Nights the Ballad of Ricky Bobby | | |
| hkhunter47 | Roses are red, violets are blue. All your base are belong to you.(any gamer should know this one) | | |
| SIR_NITRO | You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. (steve irwin) | | |
| DeeZee62 | The world is not flat, nor is it round... ... it's crooked! Author Unknown | | |
| JuggerNaut | It was me ... It's always me.... | | |
| JuggerNaut | More scotch I say.... | | |
| JuggerNaut | Look at m run.... | | |
| JuggerNaut | Run Forrest ....RUN!!11one!11! - Forrest Gimp | | |
| JuggerNaut | Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich. - Raoul Duke (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) | | |
| JuggerNaut | Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab... | | |
| JuggerNaut | Dr. Gonzo: Cows are gonna kill me. Bisexuals are gonna kill me. Let's get out of here, where's the elevator? Raoul Duke: No, fuck! Don't go near the elevator man, that's just what they want us to do. Trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement. Come here. Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us.... (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) | | |
| gen.miller | i like waffles!!! | | |
| hkhunter47 | I've learned it doesn't matter if your black, or white, but that the most important color of all is green.-Peter-Family Guy | | |
| Joker | There needs to be war, to be peace. | | |
| hkhunter47 | STUPID HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S DEAR CROSSING!!!!!!!!!!-Homer Simpson | | |
| hkhunter47 | What ominous light threatens to engulf us?-Regal-Tales of Symphonia | | |
| Morphine | Pierce = #1 Admin and Child Molester | | |
| hkhunter47 | The will to live is stronger than anything else!-Kenshin-Rurouni Kenshin | | |
| hkhunter47 | Jester's gonna spank your but, spank you on the buuuuuuut!-Jester-Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening | | |
| hkhunter47 | GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!-Sanouske-Rurouni Kenshin | | |
| +HP+Marine | fuktarf | | |
| +HP+Marine | When in doubt..spam...when busted for spamming...doubt | | |
| NothinG | "Speak so the most lowly will understand, and the rest aren't panzers" | | |
| hkhunter47 | If you swim with the fishes, you die like sonvabitches.-Mind of Mencia | | |
| CURSED BOGROLL | Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few." - Winston Churchill | | |
| PissedWookie | No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. - Nietzsche | | |
| hkhunter47 | Sometimes when I'm alone, I sit on my hands until they get numb, then masturbate with it. I call it a stranger. Have you ever given yourself a stranger?-Chapelle Show | | |
| Molson Canadian | i alway thought everyone was out to get me. turns out no one had a chance i was always getting myself. | | |
| Joker | "Good, I'd rather see messages than commercials." -Homer Simpson | | |
| Joker | "Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and they all stink." - Imus | | |
| DeathBox | Almost only counts with hand gernades, horse shoes, and nuclear weapons... | | |
| DeathBox | If its got two legs and a twat, it hates me... | | |
| Joker | "This bear is a doctor, you can give one to your doctor." - Randy Johnson on The Simpsons | | |
| Joker | "They come in boxes of 1,000. Are you going to buy it or not?" - Randy Johnson right after Ned replies in the same episode of The Simpsons as the quote above | | |
| Joker | "THEY (or) YOU KILLED KENNY!" - Stan on Southpark "You (or) Those bastards!" - Kyle on South Park | | |
| JD | REMEMBER: Weather you think you can, or you can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!! - Stewie Griffin (Family Guy) -[]JD[] | | |
| JD | If you are declined GOLD as much as I am, that means they love you... =D - [JD] | | |
| JD | Can i get some help taking the knife out of my back? -[]JD[] | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | Chuck Norris trained his dog to pick up its own shit; Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anybody. | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with Bubble Tape Bubble Gum Company because 6 feet of fun is a trademark for his cock. | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge | | |
| JD | I've seen better... -HP420Peter | | |
| JD | Taste my PIMPHAND...*WHACK* | | |
| JD | ifukanredthisdanubafkintrd | | |
| JD | You're about as cold as my X's heart... | | |
| JD | Oh no.....IM SORRY PETER! | | |
| JD | Alright!!! :D I killed ALL the Americans...(o shit) U mean I AM American?... | | |
| JD | When life gives you lemons...give life something back! | | |
| JD | ''JD, no no'' - HP420Peter | | |
| <hp>knuckles1981 | I may be drunk now, but you will still be ugly in the morning! | | |
| JD | If you think she is cheating on you...DUMP THAT HOE LIKE A HOT POTATOE!!! | | |
| Dodgy Bugga | we're all a bit dodgy really....... | | |
| Dodgy Bugga | oops, forgot about the shooting part... | | |
| JD | RED WON!!!...too bad i was only fighting in spirit... | | |
| HP FrEaK-ShOt | "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and try to find someone who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party"-Ron White | | |
| HP FrEaK-ShOt | Eat Mor Chickn!!! | | |
| HP FrEaK-ShOt | My ass hurts | | |
| HP FrEaK-ShOt | "Being pissed off is better then being pissed on"-FrEaK-ShOt | | |
| HP FrEaK-ShOt | DIE FRENCHIE!!!!!!! | | |
| HP FrEaK-ShOt | If ur fat, its your own damn fault. Dont complain to me, get ur lazy ass up and lose weight!!! | | |
| JD | ''If Jack don't play, it don't matter'' | | |
| HP FrEaK-ShOt | "When there is an upcoming good thing, the only thing better then that moment is the anticipation leading up to that moment. Son next time ur gonna do something, just plan it but dont accually do it!"-Lewis Black | | |
| <hp>knuckles1981 | Remember folks HP is not just for christmas its for life! | | |
| wTh|Smurfette | If Ignorance is Bliss, You Must be ORGASMIC!! | | |
| JD | Too bad we can't all be admins...because the unfit ones would be lit on fire... | | |
| clacker | I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar ! | | |
| clacker | It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit! | | |
| clacker | Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed... | | |
| clacker | If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in ! | | |
| clacker | Honey, I Formatted the Kid ! | | |
| clacker | Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... | | |
| clacker | "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes !" | | |
| clacker | Just when I finally figure out where it's at somebody moves it | | |
| clacker | Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software | | |
| the taco | Only the dead have seen the end of war-Plato | | |
| coppershot | They nah have no mercy, the wicked get me gunthirsty! | | |
| DeathBox | Only thought while in a jeep: WAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOO | | |
| DeathBox | You want a peice of me Boy? | | |
| DeathBox | As I walk through the vally of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley | | |
| DeathBox | Keine Angst | | |
| JD | "Man I'd be all over that if i wasn't dating Pam...We're not dating, we're engaged..." -Roy and Pam (The Office) | | |
| JD | "...she's not really my type. Are you gay? No, I dont think so..." Roy and Jim (The Office) | | |
| JD | "...so what is your type? .....Mostly moms.... Moms?...O yeah, soccer moms, football moms, NASCAR moms...mostly any kind of mom..." - Roy and Jim (The Office) | | |
| JD | "....That's discusting. Yeah, stay away from my mom...too late, Kevin..." - Roy, Kevin, and Jim (The Office) | | |
| JD | "What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom?...THIS GUY!!!" -Todd Packer (The Office) | | |
| JD | "That makes me more frustrated than an omish electrician, a 3 legged dog burin' a turd on an icy lake, 2 queers gettin pulled over for doing 69 on a 55(MPH)" - Larry the cable guy | | |
| JD | HP420Peter: u mess up alot | | |
| JD | HP420Peter: but ur like my retarded twin | | |
| @nt!-J3rsEy | Live life, dont look back... dont look ahead. | | |
| JD | dane cook is the greatest comic ever | | |
| JD | why respawn when some noob is just gona spawn rape you? | | |
| Badbatch78 | Shhhhh.....don't turn this beating into a murder | | |
| Badbatch78 | The sky's the limit....but if you can't afford a plane you're pretty much buggered | | |
| Badbatch78 | The sky's the limit....but if you can't afford a plane you're pretty much buggered | | |
| Badbatch78 | "I'll be your Huckleberry" Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday | | |
| Badbatch78 | "Cultivate one's Garden" Candide | | |
| slim_death | "Hello Princess...." - Our very own Hawkeye Pierce | | |
| @nt!-J3rsEy | What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. | | |
| Dodgy Bugga | CRIKEY! | | |
| Scourge | How come no one ever talks about the GOOD things Hitler did? | | |
| Sordidmaggot | "In the end your nothing but MAGGOT food!!!!!" | | |
| Dodgy Bugga | i have more than a six pack, i have a slab..... | | |
| Cryo | "Pepperoni pizza, please.", "Take away, Sir ?", "No, I'll throw it away outside." | | |
| JD | some people say that death is the worst possible experience, they were wrong- they havnt had to deal w/ me! | | |
| JD | "JD, every HP admin would rather put their nuts in a blender than make you an admin!" - Evil Kinevil | | |
| HP Major Ford | A man made out of stone, is very hard----Hitler--- | | |
| Pimp C | "The most dangerous enemy is one who has nothing to lose." | | |
| Pimp C | You know what they say about assuming....it makes an ass out of you and me. | | |
| Pimp C | OH SNAP SON!!! | | |
| []HP[]TheButcher | "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." Mike Tyson | | |
| []HP[]TheButcher | "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time." Mike tyson | | |
| []HP[]HAWKEYE | time it is the enemy of the living and the dead we live our lives we tell our story's then we die and time has the audacity to march on without us | | |
| []HP[]HAWKEYE | for every powerful man there is an equally powerful woman | | |
| [HP]Slayer | Mirror, mirror on the wall, why are my nuts so small? | | |
| Buck18 | You Got Bucked | | |
| Scourge | The more power, control, and controversy you give a word, the more power, control, and controversy it gains. | | |
| Scourge | Is a male ladybug still called a ladybug? | | |
| Milk * Man | good day eh? | | |
| Pimp C | Jack was nimble..Jack was quick...Jack jumped up and broke his d*ck. | | |
| Pimp C | And one time..at bandcamp...(insert humor here) | | |
| Pimp C | Your ass is grass....and I'm the lawnmower. | | |
| Pimp C | "Where my money?...That's too bad...the boss says I have to break your legs." | | |
| LZ-Xray | Nubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb | | |
| Milk * Man | Lznubrayheadface got me killed | | |
| Milk * Man | /pb_kick 7 to wish Mail a Happy Birthday! | | |
| [HP]Slayer | When you read this, ALREADY 24 PEOPLE WERE KILLED!!! | | |
| Peter North | Total facial | | |
| {Gen.ZaveL} | WE ARE ALL FUCKED NOW! | | |
| Skull Monkey | "So it goes." | | |
| {Gen.ZaveL} | OMG when will the madness end | | |
| [HP]Slayer | We are the best, fuck the others | | |
| [HP]Slayer | We are still the best, fuck the others | | |
| [HP]Slayer | Shit, I was shot by ReIHoqHelPoUy747 | | |
| [HP]Slayer | I killed ... (your name) | | |
| Dodgy Bugga | I wanna buy a race horse. His name is 'my face'. Just imagine him running around the last bend, and all the girls screaming, 'come on my face'....... | | |
| Cryo | Cryo @ Evil: "I hope your computer crashes !", and 2 minutes later it actually happend. | | |
| Milk * Man | /diable pierce bot | | |
| [HP]Slayer | Behind every great fortune there is a crime- myself | | |
| ^MavericK! | If you're going through hell, keep going | | |
| ^MavericK! | Computers are like air Conditioners, They work well untill you open Windows | | |
| ^MavericK! | Tube N00b!!! | | |
| [HP] Joker | "Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!!!!" - Dr. Cox (Scrubs) | | |
| HP xXx | whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.... | | |
| HP xXx | Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.. | | |
| HP xXx | Man who fart in church sit in own pew. | | |
| HP xXx | Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. | | |
| PACMAN | You know you've done something right, when Someone knows you've done nothing. | | |
| PACMAN | Pete, melts in your mouth, but not in your hands. ;) | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | As told by Hapkido on TeamSpeak: "Chuck Norris asked what a rimjob is... I told him to ask his mother" | | |
| {Gen.ZaveL} | BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ILL SPAM HERE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH INSTEAD OF ON THE FORUMS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH | | |
| HP xXx | Shiggity Shiggity Shwaa... | | |
| HP xXx | "Add a random quote" | | |
| HP xXx | "Dee Dee Dee"--guess who lol | | |
| HP xXx | "I will fart in your general direction!" - french dude from monty python and the holy grail | | |
| HP xXx | ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................im all outta quotes.................... | | |
| HP xXx | Maria Bartiromo: "I'm curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?"--President Bush: "Occasionally. One of the things I've used on 'the Google' is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see -- I've forgot the name of the program--(Google earth lol)--but you get the satellite, and you can -- like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." --interview with CNBC's Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006 lol | | |
| gen.miller | Uhhh...Chicken?-Me | | |
| [HP] Joker | "Hey! Did you hear that Dr. Adkins died? Slipped on some ice, hit his head, and DIED on life support. The man who invented the all meat diet, died a vegetable." - Christopher Titus | | |
| astroman? | If an infinite amount of monkeys drank an infinite amount of beer, would they eventually burp the theme from Star Wars? | | |
| PACMAN | "You've got to remember that you WERE a big fish in a small pond,but now your in the ocean;and your drowning." | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | I'm gonna live forever..., or die trying! | | |
| MisTeR_Drew | "Heal me Harder" | | |
| HP xXx | hi | | |
| HP xXx | xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx | | |
| Cryo | "Bonjour, PEE-AIR" - Clubber @ Cryo | | |
| Rotgut | So you're the guy, who told the guy, that I'm the guy, who punched the guy in the eye. | | |
| JD | "Here Nubby Nubby" HP420Peter | | |
| [HP] Joker | "Hey Dad I've burned 10 years on this highway, I've learned what I've learned the hard way. Truth is I need you, we'll cry if we need to. I'll swallow my pride if you can too. Thats the measure of a man." - Jack Ingram - Measure of a Man | | |
| [HP] Joker | Instead he said WERE FUCKED! WERE FUCKED! RUN! FLEE! SCURRY! - Lewis Black | | |
| [HP] Joker | Bill Clinton could lie about anything. He could be right in front of you and he could say "I am not here.", and you'd believe it. - Frank Caliendo doing Bill Clinton | | |
| HP xXx | leave me alone! | | |
| HP xXx | there once was a guy from cass whos gonads were made of brass, he tapped them together in stormy weather, and thunder shot out of his ass! | | |
| [HP] Joker | YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! - Roger Daltry - The Who - Won't get Fooled Again | | |
| SegFault | my frnd is prnd barb! ...? - Neutrum | | |
| Morphine | LZ IS A NUB | | |
| WonderGamer | This is how I am. Take it or leave it. Either way, you will not win. | | |
| WonderGamer | Confusious say, "He who stands on toilet is high on pot." :P | | |
| LZ-Xray | Morphine ruined my gaming experence | | |
| [HP] Joker | "WHY THE FUCK DO MY QUOTES NEVER GET SHOWN! Oh hi there! I see my quote is on the screen. Finally!" - Me | | |
| LZ-Xray | MORPHINE...I hate You Gutz | | |
| Morphine | LZ=eco | | |
| slingshot | your intolerance of my intolerance is intolerable | | |
| PissedWookie | Where do pirates love to shop? At yarrrrd sales! | | |
| PACMAN | Testacles,Spectacles,Wallet,Cigars.....Lets do this | | |
| L@ser C@ts | "That makes me stupid, and you a whore." - Chuck Norris in The Octagon | | |
| L@ser C@ts | MEINGUT | | |
| []HP[]HAWKEYE | where doest thou wander oh lady of the cinders up stairs and down stairs and in thy nightly chambers | | |
| []HP[]HAWKEYE | chocolate is proof that god wants us to be happy | | |
| []HP[]HAWKEYE | the best man for the job is a woman | | |
| []HP[]HAWKEYE | before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes that way when you criticize them your a mile away and you have their shoes | | |
| []HP[]HAWKEYE | fiddle dee dum and fiddle dee dee the old gray lady is after me | | |
| |3anQuo | NUB get away from the window so when you get killed your gun wont fall out and I'll kill someone with it-Foxhound | | |
| HP xXx | BULLSHIT | | |
| Rook | Confucious say:Anyone who cheats at play is a asshole. | | |
| LZ-Xray | Pierce Got Me Killed !!! | | |
| DeathBox | Hobbits pwn wookies | | |
| Maj. Payne | It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the net and he won't bother you for weeks. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. | | |
| Maj. Payne | We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. | | |
| Maj. Payne | How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. | | |
| Maj. Payne | A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. | | |
| Maj. Payne | First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended. | | |
| Maj. Payne | Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. | | |
| HP xXx | eevn thguoh the wdors are mexid up you can slitl raed tihs!! | | |
| HP xXx | wtf? | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | Random Quo0te from coyote!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! LOL i just dont go away! | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | But i thought F_R_E_E_D_O_M was a game!!!!!!?!?! | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | How is Hepatitis Penguinos!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | JDLuvs (Peter's ****) | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | Once upon a time Drew found the Samuel Adams...HIDE IT BETTER! | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | Confucious say: STFU! | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | Lemme think ;) OMG i can think?!?!? | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | But i thought ***** was spelled BORED? | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | :):):):):):):):A):A):A):A):)A:A):A)LA:)SAL)L)L)L)L)L)L)L)L)L)LHOLR | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | ~EoE|Digit: IF YOUR DREWS MOM AND YOU HEAR THIS HIDE THE SAMUEL ADAMS! | | |
| ~Eoe|Digit | lol,.......i hope these dont get deleted, i put my soul into them! | | |
| LZ-Xray | MORPHINE SUKZ | | |
| Stinky | "Wow! They've got the internet on computers now!" - Homer Simpson | | |
| Morphine | LZ SUKZ. LZ ATE POCKCHOPS. | | |
| Burnie | Man who pump cream into tart not necessarily Baker | | |
| DAVE | Don't start no shit, wont be no shit. | | |
| The Ratt Mann | Fare the well now, let you life proceed by it's own design. Nothing to tell now, let the words be yours I'm done with mine (Bob Wier, Robert Hunter) | | |
| HP xXx | Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. | | |
| HP xXx | Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery | | |
| HP xXx | A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. | | |
| HP xXx | When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein | | |
| HP xXx | He who laughs last didn't get it. | | |
| HP xXx | Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. | | |
| HP xXx | "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." | | |
| HP xXx | Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? | | |
| HP xXx | To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to sat of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true. | | |
| JD | I before E except after C | | |
| JD | we dont need no education...we dont need no false controll...no dark sarcasm in the classroom....teacher leave them kids alone.... | | |
| JD | "My toothbrush tested positive for feces, my mouthwash tested positive for cleanser (most likely toilet cleanser) & my shampoo test positive for tampering although the substance that was added could not be determined..." WonderGamer | | |
| {Gen.ZaveL} | HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER HP FOREVER | | |
| JD | if i had half the hacks that payne had running. id be able to hit a 1.0 ratio | | |
| HP xXx | Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you are still retarded - HPxXX | | |
| JD | All tommy whores please report the the extermination... i mean shower rooms... | | |
| Skull Monkey | our chute is sacred - MTL killer | | |
| Skull Monkey | When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, the World will know Peace. -Jimi Hendrix | | |
| Skull Monkey | It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot we must become the enemy of the rest of mankind. - Voltaire | | |
| Skull Monkey | Our goal must be - not peace in our time - but peace for all time. -Harry Truman | | |
| Skull Monkey | It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God. - Thomas Jefferson | | |
| Skull Monkey | The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists. - Ernest Hemingway | | |
| Pot'sandPan's | You might not die, if they don't kill you. - M.S. | | |
| Skull Monkey | War is stupid. | | |
| LZ-Xray | I want my Virtual Babe Update Dayum It !!! | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | "To make a long story short, Robert McPherron is one of the most paranoid people I've ever seen. Possible schitzophrenic, but don't quote me on that." - exerpt from WonderGamer's Xfire blog - 082707 | | |
| BulletRag | Shit! Wrong button. O.o | | |
| LZ-Xray | Milknubfaceheadraypiercerayfaceheadmailmanhead : Bill Clinton | | |
| Snowback | I'd rather be lucky, then good | | |
| [HP]<Psycho> | "I just shit my pants." -hppsycho | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "How is it possible to play the harmonica, professionally, for thirty years and still show no sign of improvement?" - David Sinclair, The Times, on Bob Dylan | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "He plays four-and-a-half-hour sets. That's torture. Does he hate his audience?" - John Lydon on Bruce Springsteen | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "How could I possibly have a sexual relationship with a fifty-year-old fossil? I have a beautiful boyfriend of twenty-eight... why should I swap for a dinosaur?" - Carla Bruni on Mick Jagger | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Far better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you're stupid than to open it and leave no doubt." - Norman Tebbit on Dennis Skinner | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Nixon's motto was: If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." - Norman Cousins on Richard Nixon | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." - Eugene McCarthy | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief." - Oscar Wilde | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "[God] invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things." - Pablo Picasso | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee. And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me." - Robert Frost | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." - Mae West | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Women have many faults, men have only two: everything they say, and everything they do." - Anon | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Girls bored me - they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known." - Walt Disney | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions." - Aldous Huxley | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest." - Roseanne Barr | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "It's said that swimming develops poise and grace, but have you seen how a duck walks?" - Woody Allen | | |
| SeeEmilyPlay | "Go back to school, you little nose-picker." - W.C. Fields | | |
| i_Own_Doom2 | " Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film" | | |
| i_Own_Doom2 | " I feel both happy and sad, Like a clown with a knife in his chest" | | |
| HP xXx | YOUR COMPUTER WILL NOW SELF DISTRUCT IN 5.....4.....3.....2.....1.....DAMN NOTHING HAPPENED!? | | |
| HPPeace | I want you to squeeze my lemons,until the juice runs down my leg....-Robert Plant (Singer of Led Zeppelin) | | |
| MisTeR_Drew | "When you can't run, you crawl ... and when you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you" - Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds (Firefly) | | |
| MisTeR_Drew | FOUR!!! | | |
| MisTeR_Drew | ..."You blew my head off, why did you do that?" "MY FINGER SLIPPED!!!" ".....Oh" | | |
| william murderface | wisdom from the talking hotdog: hodododododo | | |
| william murderface | you cant spell slaughter without laughter | | |
| C o y o t e | OMFG!..wait what was i goin to put again...oh ya! HP!!! SUCKS....AT BEING BAD!!!!! ;D | | |
| C o y o t e | DUDE!! "JUMPS" AAHH "fingers slips on trigger" OMG! "BANG" WTF?!? "HEAD BLOWS OFF" DUDE WHY DID U DO THAT! "IM SORRY MY FINGER SLIPPED! ' ..oh ok | | |
| C o y o t e | Two Wrong Make a Right....Two Rights Make a Wrong....so what does Two Lefts Make? - ;D | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "Seek freedom and become captive of your desires, seek discipline and find your liberty." -- Frank Herbert | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." -- Charles du Bois | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly . . . it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated." -- Thomas Paine | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots . . ." -- Thomas Jefferson | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "...give strength to their arms, stoutness to their hearts, steadfastness in their faith. They will need Thy blessings. Their road will be long and hard. For the enemy is strong. He may hurl back our forces. Success may not come with rushing speed, but we shall return again and again; and we know that by Thy grace, and by the righteousness of our cause, our sons will triumph... Some will never return. Embrace these, Father, and receive them, Thy heroic servants, into Thy kingdom..." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt | | |
| Milk * Man | Lz = Pierce | | |
| Milk * Man | Lz got me killed | | |
| Milk * Man | F1 for a good time with a goat | | |
| uiscebot | The Rotation Server is named in honour of Kar Sarah, one of the friendliest gamers who ever lived | | |
| uiscebot | gotcha | | |
| PissedWookie | As one of the great philosophers of the late 20th century once said: It ain’t easy being cheesy. | | |
| BulletRag | Confucious say: Man chase car get exhausted, man chased by car get tired. | | |
| BulletRag | Confucious say: Many nails to make crib, but one screw to fill it. | | |
| BulletRag | "Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." -Harry S. Truman | | |
| Cryo | He who thinks twice before he speaks, should shut up ..... He who speaks twice before he thinks, should run for President ... | | |
| SS Hauptman Meyer | "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining" Outlaw Josey Wales | | |
| The Howl | freedom isn't real | | |
| The Howl | patriotism is absurd | | |
| The Howl | " the nature of your oppression is the aesthetic of our anger" - Crass | | |
| The Howl | does "HP" stand for "homophobe"? | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn | | |
| The Howl | "i feel if our president is an idiot, i can be one too" -- Anon | | |
| [BIA] Sixpack | Dont eat Yellow snow ! Santa Claus ? | | |
| MTL_killer | When i was young, we were so poor, If i wasen t born a boy , i would have had nothing to play with . | | |
| MTL_killer | Pleased to meet you !! --- Meat to please you ! | | |
| C o y o t e | Look Behind U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 | | |
| C o y o t e | HPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHP | | |
| HPPeace | OMFG WTF HACKER!!!!- Some gay noob | | |
| MTL_killer | If you hear someone saying HOhoho, make sure its Santa and not a pimp looking out for new girls! | | |
| MTL_killer | Dont go to bed with your ass itching, youll wake up with your fingers smelling ! | | |
| [BIA] Sixpack | You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me | | |
| [BIA] Sixpack | I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing | | |
| [BIA] Sixpack | Yeepee Ki Yay Mother Fu#$%^! "John McClane" | | |
| [BIA] Sixpack | you mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park! | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | What we have here.......Is a failure to communicate! "The Bossman" | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Spider-pig, Spider-Pig, Does what ever a Spider-Pig does. "Homer" | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Many men smoke but, Fu-Man-Chew | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Squat, Pinch, Bury | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | It's a building with sick people, but that's not important. L.N. | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Are you Abby Norbal? | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Guns don't kill people, the government does. Dale Dribble | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | First I'm gonna kill ya! Them I'm gonna skin ya alive..... | | |
| [HP] Joker | "Do ya Feel lucky punk? Do ya" - Dirty Harry | | |
| JohnnyDepp | Dear god show us the way, and if you cannot show us the way, forgive us for being lost... | | |
| JohnnyDepp | Who calls out my name? And tell me what happens, When my eyes close for the last time, Does it all simply end in a blanket of darkness? -Albert Einstein | | |
| JohnnyDepp | I'll never need to see the sun again, There's enough light in your eyes to light up our little world, So stand by me as we immolate, We can burn in each other's arms... | | |
| Stinky | "Hoka Hey! It is a good time to die" - Chief Crazy Horse | | |
| Humanity | "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."- General Paton | | |
| MisTeR_Drew | "Space shuttle travels at 18 Times the speed of light"...well FUCK YOU Einstein! | | |
| MisTeR_Drew | What starts with F....and Ends with -Uck...................................OF COURSE its "Fire Truck". | | |
| MisTeR_Drew | SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...-Monty Python | | |
| HPPeace | Everyone talks about dieing for their country, no one talks about killing for their country | | |
| HPPeace | Only the dead have seen the end of war | | |
| HPPeace | "I wanna be with the marines!"-tyler....."But marines dont take homosexuals" replied Gen.Miller | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | Happy Penguis its like... sex, you do it for once, and your love it for life; Viva Mexico Cabrones!! | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | The name is Noob, mr. Noob. | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | I love panzerfaust!!!!!! PanzerParty on! Yahuuuuu!!! | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | once a big sabious man say something... but i dont remember what was that | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | after 2 years playing..... I am the nubest newbie in newville. | | |
| Kashira | "No, I'm not happy to see you! That is the grenade I took off the dead Axis Engy." | | |
| Kashira | Momma said, "God doesn't give you anything you can't handle." So hold these nades while I pull the pin. | | |
| Azn | Die!!!! Stop spraying like a nub! | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Just queers and steers, an' you ain't got no horns. | | |
| MADHATTER(UK) | MEDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC | | |
| HPPeace | "Peace.....Stop masturbating on Teamspeak!"-Peter | | |
| HPPeace | "Peter- Peace are u masterbating again??" " Peace- NO i was getting popcorn!!" | | |
| Snowback | Oh Herro! | | |
| Snowback | MEDIC!!!!!! | | |
| Snowback | Ruh row | | |
| Slayer | Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. | | |
| Slayer | Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. | | |
| Slayer | Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway | | |
| Slayer | There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "If I know the answer you can have it for the price of a postage stamp. The Lord charges nothing for knowledge and I will charge you the same." -- George Washington Carver | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these." -- George Washington Carver | | |
| nOOb-lOOps | "No individual has any right to come into the world and go out of it without leaving something behind." -- George Washington Carver | | |
| PACMAN | You know you got to go through hell to get to heaven | | |
| PACMAN | IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! No no no..you are a faggot..... | | |
| George W. Hitler | This message is umop apisdn | | |
| George W. Hitler | My fellow Americans, I did not have sexual relations with that woma.... OMG, bitch! No TEETH! NO TEETH!! | | |
| George W. Hitler | And the lord said onto Moses, "Get thee down, be thou funky!" | | |
| George W. Hitler | Jesus saves... passes to Moses... he shoots... HE SCORES!!! | | |
| George W. Hitler | Please don't hurt me, Mr. Moderator! I'll go back on topic! I swear! | | |
| George W. Hitler | Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Hey! Where are ya going? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Madness takes its toll -- Please have exact change ready. | | |
| George W. Hitler | If you are truely insane, you'll be the last person to know it. | | |
| George W. Hitler | For the last time, I am NOT retarded! Stop asking me if I am! | | |
| George W. Hitler | Say hello to my little prick! | | |
| George W. Hitler | G = Guns | PG = Plenty of Guns | PG-13 = More than 12 guns | | |
| George W. Hitler | Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always. -Gandhi | | |
| George W. Hitler | /callvote order pizza | | |
| George W. Hitler | Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! | | |
| George W. Hitler | The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. -Joseph Heller | | |
| Cryo | "Me toopid" - Cryo | | |
| Cryo | Pierce: "My Mama didn't raise no dummy !", SeeEmilyPlay: "So, you've got a brother ?" | | |
| Cryo | "I will have a coffee without cream, please.", "Sorry, we're out of cream", "Give me one without sugar instead than" | | |
| George W. Hitler | G_ T_ H_LL, _SSH_L_!! <== Buy a vowel!! Buy a vowel!! | | |
| George W. Hitler | G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF!! <== Buy a vowel!! Buy a vowel!! | | |
| Azn | Once a red tag... Always a red tag! | | |
| Azn | Get out of your closet... Then Yes! | | |
| Azn | Every BoD is always the same | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Sometimes,.... ya gotta smell like a wet DOG! | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | In India, they eat goat testicals. In America we eat mountian oysters. Sounds better! | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | When do we get to eat, huh? | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | The enemy of my enemy is my friend. For now. | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Is Chiante really the blood of the Italian Babies? Hmmmm.... Still good. | | |
| JD | someone once told me' you cant put a +1 on a thread u alread posted on nubby' | | |
| Kashira | Shucks... Need I say more? | | |
| Kashira | Did you ever notice.. All the Axis look alike! | | |
| George W. Hitler | Does a fail-safe system fail if it fails to fail safely? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Don't shoot at the enemy! You're only going to make them mad! And then they're gonna kill ME! | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Guns don't kill people, Doctors DO! | | |
| JD | HPJD is my name, pwning peter is my game, he dies- his body starts to twitch, i guess thats why he is my bitch | | |
| callum95 | [01:27] HP420Peter: OHHH you touch my tra la la la | | |
| C o y o t e | I said SHHH!!!! | | |
| Hawkeye Pierce | CRIKEY!! | | |
| Azn | Get out of the closet... Then Yes | | |
| CoreShadow | "Help me Jeeebus" - Homer Simpson | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | NEVER make tea with a warmed Rockstar energy drink. - [HP]Cpl.Scottie | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | " 'Tap Sum Bong', doesn't that mean your going to get high?" - Russell Peters | | |
| George W. Hitler | Stupidity is not a handicap! Go park your car somewhere else! | | |
| George W. Hitler | To enter the porn section, click here: [ ] | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | "Mmm, Corona soaked Doritoes" - [HP]Cpl.Scottie | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | "Confucius say, 'You go to jail bad boy'" (in Asian accent) - Russell Peters | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | " '!Xobile', he had a click in his name!!!" - Russell Peters | | |
| PissedWookie | Thomas Crapper - Inventor of the Toilet. If you ask me his slogan should have been: If its not a Crapper, its not worth a shi*! | | |
| william murderface | And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... | | |
| william murderface | tis only a flesh wound | | |
| william murderface | Irony is truth | | |
| william murderface | you think you know what they put in hotdogs...you have no idea | | |
| william murderface | control is a cruel illusion placed upon us by our own confidence and pride | | |
| william murderface | There's only one thing left to do kill ourselves | | |
| william murderface | being killed with a plastic spoon is a horrific death just thought i would let you know that | | |
| william murderface | hey ya fricken nazi!!! | | |
| william murderface | bet you can't lick your elbow | | |
| william murderface | we speak american here in america not any of that damn mexicanese and such | | |
| william murderface | i'm probably leaving too many quotes | | |
| George W. Hitler | Why the hell do people in Spain speak Mexican? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Don't be a DUMBASS!! Be a SMARTASS!! | | |
| Hot Lips | I don't need to get a life, I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives. | | |
| Hot Lips | Pierce wants me and he knows it...mmhhmm | | |
| George W. Hitler | You lose, you snooze. That's it, I'm going to bed. Zzzzzz... | | |
| George W. Hitler | I don't have a life. Can I take yours?? | | |
| Cryo | Do not disturb, I'm like that enough already .... | | |
| Cryo | Microsoft logic: Push Start to stop your PC .... | | |
| Cryo | What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return ?? .......................... A stick | | |
| Cryo | As long as my boss pretends I make big money, I pretend to work hard ... | | |
| Cryo | When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself. | | |
| MisTeR_Drew | "...Because You Touch Yourself At Night!" | | |
| Toki Wartooth | Candy, tastes like chicken, if chicken were a candy. | | |
| Toki Wartooth | boosh | | |
| Toki Wartooth | BAROOM!!!! | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | "Keyboard not detected, press F12 to continue" - Microsoft error | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | "BREAKFAST.EXE error - Cerial not detected" - Microsoft Error | | |
| Krotchy | All the world's a stage. They have their entrances and their exits, and one man in his life plays many parts - WIlliam Shakespeare | | |
| Krotchy | I snuck up behind him... and jammed me thumb in his arse... - Burnie or Pierce.. take your pick! | | |
| George W. Hitler | Homosexuality is kinda gay. | | |
| George W. Hitler | I hate haters! I hate 'em all!! | | |
| George W. Hitler | 'T' versus 'Y'? Don't worry about it, the Allies are illiterate anyway. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Forget the AA gun!! For god sakes, protect the flag at all costs!! | | |
| George W. Hitler | *** NEWSFLASH: Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery. More news to follow *** | | |
| George W. Hitler | *** NEWSFLASH: Captain Crunch murdered! Cereal killer suspected. More news to follow *** | | |
| George W. Hitler | *** NEWSFLASH: Anna Nicole Smith is *STILL* dead. More news to follow *** | | |
| George W. Hitler | It was a touching story about masturbation | | |
| George W. Hitler | I am "Special". My mommy told me so. I don't know why she uses the quotes though. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Who would Jesus bomb? | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | Oh shit, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | omfg wtf was that, did you t-bag me? | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | Why does everyone always die, legs spread apart??? | | |
| Skull Monkey | "The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken." -Eddie (from Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels) | | |
| Cpl.Scottie | "Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad!" - Russell Peters | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor..not a miricale worker.....Bones | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Most beer is fuzzy yellow stuff. | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Don't eat beef....let the cows die of old age. | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Wet dogs need friends too. | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | I can see clearly now 'cause I used Win-Dex | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Bell's OBERON is seasonal...Hurry to the cooler. | | |
| Wiezen Hymer | Get yourself some cheap Sunglasses Dadda Dunt Da Dunt DA Dunt Daaa.,,,,Billy Gibbons | | |
| George W. Hitler | We're all entitled to our own opinions. So, in my opinion, your opinion sucks!! | | |
| George W. Hitler | Support the fine arts, shoot a rapper. | | |
| George W. Hitler | People like you are the reason people like me hate people. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Great minds run in great circles. | | |
| George W. Hitler | "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
[Alice In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll] | | |
| George W. Hitler | Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? | | |
| George W. Hitler | If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Why do psychics have to ask for your name? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? | | |
| George W. Hitler | If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free? | | |
| George W. Hitler | If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? | | |
| George W. Hitler | If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? | | |
| George W. Hitler | How is it possible to have a civil war? | | |
| George W. Hitler | If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? | | |
| George W. Hitler | If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? | | |
| George W. Hitler | If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"? | | |
| George W. Hitler | What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? | | |
| George W. Hitler | If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Strangers have the best candy. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. -Jack Handy | | |
| George W. Hitler | Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. | | |
| George W. Hitler | I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. | | |
| George W. Hitler | It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. | | |
| George W. Hitler | The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10. | | |
| George W. Hitler | I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. | | |
| George W. Hitler | I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. --Emo Phillips. | | |
| George W. Hitler | I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Save time... see it my way. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. | | |
| George W. Hitler | You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. | | |
| George W. Hitler | If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? | | |
| George W. Hitler | Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | | |
| George W. Hitler | Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. | | |
| George W. Hitler | I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! | | |
| George W. Hitler | You non conformists are all the same. | | |
| George W. Hitler | My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems. | | |
| George W. Hitler | If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane. | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | The lord of the wings: the fallowshop of the wings | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | you are about to die | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | George W. Hitler hates me!, me pregunto porque sera? | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | The "Montreal"_Killer for president! | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | I love SpongeBong HampPants, and you? | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | el que entienda esto lo felicito! y los que no, que se jodan, y los que mas o menos tambien | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | "i guess is time for a sexy party!" - Stewie (you allready know) | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | /bind z say ^1Alert! some ^3Nubs ^7has been detected! ^1Their names are [d], [k], [m], [h], [a], and the biggest noob here is [n] | | |
| SoulScourge | Throughout the war, one of the biggest German mistakes was to treat German soldiers even worse than prisoners, instead of allowing us to rape and steal--crimes which we were condemned for in the end anyway. -Guy Sajer | | |
| SoulScourge | The word "exhaustion" had nothing to do with the "exhaustion" I've encountered since the war. At that time and place, it meant the power which could strip a strong man of fifteen pounds of weight in a few days. - Guy Sajer | | |
| SoulScourge | The system in which we more or less believe is every bit as good as the slogans on the other side. Even if we dont always approve of what we have to do, we must carry out orders for the sake of our country, our comrades, and our families, against whom the other half of the world is fighting in the name of truth and justice. -Hauptmann Wesreidau | | |
| SoulScourge | In general, human beings don't accept the unaccustomed. Change frightens and upsets them, and they will fight even to preserve situations they have always detested. -Hauptmann Wesreidau | | |
| SoulScourge | I know in my bones what our watchword "Courage" means--from days and night of resigned desperation, and from the insurmountable fear which one continues to accept, even though one's brain has ceased to function normally. I know what it means, remembering deliberate immobility against frozen soil, whose coldness penetrates to the marrow of the bones, and the howling of a stranger in the next hole. I know one can call on all the saints in heaven for help without believing in any God. -Guy Sajer | | |
| George W. Hitler | During this special time of year, always be sure to drink and drive responsibly. | | |
| George W. Hitler | All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtopse awound? | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | Ich weiß nicht, sprechen Deutsch | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | Je ne sais pas parler français | | |
| Major<HP>Winters | what ate a burn kid?.... Kentucky Fried Children! | | |
| George W. Hitler | Well believe me, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway. -MST3K | | |
| George W. Hitler | Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me. -MST3K | | |
| George W. Hitler | Captain's log: I've lost my toupee and girdle, and I can't leave my room! -MST3K | | |
| George W. Hitler | [gazing at the stars] I feel so insignificant... then again, I *ALWAYS* feel insignificant. -MST3K | | |
| George W. Hitler | *Ahem* "Guten Tag! Zigaretten? Wir wollen ein Auto mieten!" -MST3K | | |
| George W. Hitler | OMG! Stop shooting at me! Oh, I'm very vulnerable there! Oh, there go the piano lessons! I can't remember my dad! | | |
| George W. Hitler | Schießen Sie nicht! Ich bin der Amerikaner, nicht deutsch! Errr... I mean.... Don't shoot! I'm American, not German!! | | |
| George W. Hitler | When I said I was a "Uniter, not a divider" I didn't expect to unite everybody AGAINST me! -GWB | | |
| GunBunny13B | When in doubt, shoot like crazy! | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject- | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -A joke is a very serious thing- | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on- | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty- | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him- | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter- | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -Eating words has never given me indigestion- | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter- | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly- LMAO!!!! go Winston Churchill... | | |
| =HP=WinstonChurchill | -It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right- | | |
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